uncle fil you got to kick that mans B U T T

i'm ben and i like planes and anime and space and games and other stuff TAMU '20

[mtfhimejoshi]

[autismsam]

rancid. flaccid. i stick my dick in acid. queerbaiter. alligator. make a blog to be a hater.   fuzzy socks. chicken pox. i fit my doors with extra locks. softblock. hard cock. going to live under a rock

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

me, dming a cute girl: omg you're so funny and smart but like...i remember you tweeting something a while back about like, having raptorial forelimbs or some shit? you're not like, a bug, are you? like obv it's totally fine if you are but i just need to know

the horse-sized praying mantis on the other side of the screen: hahaha no omg...how the fuck would a bug even use a computer lmao

[389]

jungle IS massive, innit

[milk5]

notices that girl sitting in front of me on the bus has black and white drone footage on her phone and when she taps baby orangutans with her big acrylic nails and they silently get replaced with clouds of dust and debris

[milk5]

[tooies]

in the Hall of Ween store and i heard my mom say "red suspicious spaceman?!?!?!?!?!?" and i lost my entire mind

[bisexualperson-deactivated20220]

[bisexualperson-deactivated20220]

[amazoogle]

[lizardsister]

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

[egirlbutternubs]

Taking my horrible son glunkus to be put down after he bit yet another kid at the daycare

[egirlbutternubs]

Oh god oh fuck how did this happen

[cruiserkashima-deactivated20220]

[cubewaano]

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

[ratfuck]

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

[cubewaano]

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

[ratfuck]

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

[cubewaano]

okay

[lakemojave]

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

[lakemojave]

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

[lakemojave]

How do you bitches keep getting trapped in time loops. It's not even hard to get out

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[alienscumbag]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[pissvortex]

[45percenterthen]

you're from california ? like the hotel ?