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[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[azoperoa]

Sure why not, what’s the worst that could happen

[ferret-cryptid-deactivated20250]

Fucck I guess

[pepprrmint]

I’m confident this is the good luck post I need

[yujateaandpi]

I’m not superstitious but why not.

[cuntyjugheadfromriverdale]

hotch and gideon’s gay daughter and thot son

[neilperrydeservedbetter1959]

jason todd 🤝 matt murdock

micromanaging the shit out of their like two square blocks of territory if that

[nina-s0]

Bruce also does the parent thing whilst texting btw.

--

Bruce: he is here.

Tim: who?

Tim: hello?

Tim: WHO IS HERE? SHOULD I CHANGE INTO RED ROBIN OR NOT?

(Jason came for dinner)

--

Bruce: It is over.

Dick: what is over? Is the world over?

Dick: Bruce!?

(The league meeting ended)

--

Bruce: it has all gone to plan.

Clark: uh what?

Clark: Batman? Bruce Wayne? Bruce!?

Clark: please don't tell me you've gone evil and are planning to take over the world :(

(Clarks surprise birthday party on the watchtower was all set up)

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Bonus, where daimian who had never used a phone before in his life, also texts like bruce:

Damian: Do not come home

Jason: ...

Jason: why?

Damian: Do not come home.

(He wanted to meet up with Jason on patrol)

[localcursedfriend]

Damian and Bruce texting is an absolute undecipherable nightmare

Bruce: Cleaning my Batarangs and thinking of you

Damian: Tuesday it is then.

----

Bruce: You need to call me after school.

Damian: I await it with excitement and anticipation

----

In the family group chat

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Tim: Did anyone else receive one else recieve an ominous unmarked letter at their safehouse with news articles about spottings of their own secret identity around said safehouse cut out and mailed without a return address, has there been an identity breach?

Damian: Timothy I too recieved Father's warning about potential identity recognitions and the dangers of such, however I think he worries too much.

Jason: THAT WAS BRUCE SENDING THOSE LETTERS?

Dick: Are we gonna brush past how Damian knows all that and how Jason has been getting these letters and ignoring them? Ok cool.

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Bonus: Bruce also texts Barbara like this but she understands and texts back normally.

Bruce: They lost your father.

Barbara: Alright I'll triangulate his location with security cameras, but have you tried texting his phone? He might just be on a smoke and coffee break and turned off his radio, just because the GCPD can't reach him doesn't mean he's lost.

[boasamishipper]

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

[depsidase]

[frownyalfred]

Bale!Batman was never hotter than the scene where he was in his weird little cave bunker hideout bent over his desk giving himself stitches with one hand and bitching to Alfred about armor panels and if that doesn’t explain the Batman rizz, nothing will

[neilperrydeservedbetter1959]

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND I GET CALLED “INSANE” IRL. they say i “have problems” nah my man here is just problematically sexy have you considered that

[basil-bird]

superman textposts (9/?)

[kcsplace]

Casey's Supes Problem

[basil-bird]

superman textposts (1/?)

[basil-bird]

superman textposts (6/?)

[basil-bird]

superman textposts (7/?)

[artisfaction]

Superman (2025) + texts posts

[supesdumpling]

my heart is so full of love for these idiots

[delliebrainrot]

[kal8elle]

[neilperrydeservedbetter1959]

let’s everybody take a moment and rip a cig in honor of the close friendship i likely just decimated by confessing my feelings for her amen

[neilperrydeservedbetter1959]

being in your early twenties is so weird like should i build my credit score? should i go to a frat party? should i continue my education? should i take up rock climbing? should i confess my feelings for a close friend? should i learn to knit? should i become a lawyer should i drive the snow cone bus I DONT KNOW STOP ASKING ME WHAT IM DOING WITH MY LIFE