Neipman Marcus

this theme makes me think of the tenenbaums

[neipman-marcus]

I've gotta revive this blog. sorry to all who've messaged, I will reply. 

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[floororanges]

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

[mihari]

[humansofnewyork]

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

[axelaqua]

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

[zootedboy]

gotta stay lowkey everything lowest key possible nobody gotta know nothing around here

[iraffiruse]

Technology then and now

[cookienun]

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

[camwyn]

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

[medusamori]

now that is a review

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

[accioconfusion]

cable news network

[officialunitedstates]

could be.  literally no one knows

[nightlifemingus]

“I think my subconscious fears and budding sexuality are getting all mixed up” is a top tier bob’s burgers quote

[bearpapi-deactivated20190107]

[snazziest]

this was no accident

[swamped]

[planetsinead]

[prasejeebus]

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

[crnry-deactivated20140914]

[neuromaencer]

[unclefather]

[willow]

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

[theclearlydope]

[furbearingbrick]

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

[beanie-weenies]

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

[furbearingbrick]

*diabolical laughter*

[nightlustrous]

NOOT NOOT