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KWON NEKIDE. 97 LINER. BUSAN KID. ❛shy glances and shy smiles, eyes filled with youth and a soul just as pure❜

[nekide]

// wow alright i suck because last time i was here i apologized for disappearing,,, anyway i will try to do replies now and answer the asks if there are any ccc:

[nekide]

// omg i’d like to apologize for being inactive these past few days, live got in the way ;;

[taehyungifs]

[nekide]

// just an ooc post to announce that i posted all the starters i owed a few days ago, so if you haven’t been notified of the one i owed you or can’t find it hmu and i will link you to it!!!! 

[nekide]

baerianna

( → ) I’ve heard that before but….. Is it really the chicken? ( → ) Have you seen a geese attacking someone? I swear they’re relentless. That’s why I usually run the other direction when I see them. ( → ) I don’t know… I’m going way off topic again, oh dear.

( sms ) it would be funny if it were the chicken ( sms ) from giant that ruled the world to... nugget ( sms ) do you spend your free time at the zoo because i haven’t seen a goose in my life ( sms ) they seem nice??? i don’t know i’m not too into birds ( sms ) i’m not going to look it up on youtube i don’t need a new trauma or fear ( sms ) i’m good living in a world where goose are nice

[nekide]

Interrogating Starters

"Why do you look like that?"

"What kind of flowers do you like?"

"What's your favorite color?"

"Where can I grab an ice cream around here?"

"How often do you come here?"

"How old are you?"

"Do you by any chance know someone by the name of ____?"

"Why are you running away?"

"Can I follow you?"

"Why can't I go over there?"

"Do you have any pets?"

"What's your favorite ice cream flavor?"

"What's your favorite band?"

"Why can't you just shut up?"

"Where exactly is this place?"

"Why can't you just tell me how you feel?"

"How come you always ignore me?"

"Why can't you just face the truth?"

"Why do you keep ignoring your family?"

"When will you learn?"

"Why can't you keep this one secret?"

"Why do you keep questioning me?"

"What did the doctors say?"

"Do you know will you get better?"

"Do you know how many people are out there?"

"Why won't you listen to me?"

"Why won't you listen to our advice?"

"What part of be quiet do you not understand?"

[baerianna-deactivated20160322]

[ continued from here for @nekide ]

( → ) Yeah, I know but if you really look at it.. ( → ) It’s the only explanation out there. It’s pretty awesome if you think about it ( → ) Kangaroos are relentless but you know what’s more relentless? ( → ) Geese. Enough said.

[nekide]

( sms ) didn’t people say the present descendant of t-rex is the chicken? ( sms ) ........... geeses, really? ( sms ) what do geese have to do with deers or kangaroos ( sms ) to start with, they’re not even mammals

[bloomflowersbloom]

*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill

[spade-club-heart-diamond]

If we are RPing together

you do not have to:

get to my thread just because you’re working on other replies

avoid posting often just because we’re both online and it’s your turn

push yourself to write something just because you see me on

I understand:

that sometimes you only get muse for certain threads

you may not know what to reply with at the moment

some threads you have are in an exciting moment and you’d rather put your focus into those

RPing is for fun. Don’t force yourself to get stuff done. Your replies are worth the wait.

[fykook]

© MADE IN 1997 | Do not edit.

[nekide]

[text] I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.

( ❛ ✎☄ ⇝ # MEME ┇ # OPEN ┇ # FORWARD TO: @efflevrers  ✉° )

( sms ) yeah of course i’m still mad( sms ) like, why did you have to act like that?( sms ) you know i don’t like being the center of attention, that i’m introvert and just, shy as hell( sms ) yet you had to embarrass me like that!( sms ) and it’s not the first time it has happened

[nekide]

[text] she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex

( ❛ ✎☄ ⇝ # MEME ┇ # OPEN ┇ # FORWARD TO: @baerianna​  ✉° )

( sms ) wait what( sms ) a deer and a t-rex?( sms ) i can kind of see the t-rex theory, but a deer…( sms ) deers are cute, kangaroos are, less cute?( sms ) they could drop kick you, literally( sms ) kangaroos are savage as fuck( sms ) they’re not to be messed with

[nekide]

Text Message RP Memes

[text] Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.

[text] If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes

[text] He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.

[text] I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.

[text] I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.

[text] I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.

[text] I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"

[text] Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?

[text] You can't special order awesome

[text] Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me

[text] Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.

[text] Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter

[text] I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.

[text] it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.

[text] I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.

[text] so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.

[text] Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.

[text] I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense

[text] How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????

[text] My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.

[text] I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises

[text] I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...

[text] Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.

[text] she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex

[nekide]

; + ♡❜ @jisookii REQUESTED A STARTER ! ⌟

( sms ) new phone who dis ( sms ) just kidding ( sms ) in the ‘who dis’ part at least ( sms ) homeboy got a new phone~ ( sms ) anyway you have to come with me to check that manga

[nekide]

; + ♡❜ @hasemina​ REQUESTED A STARTER ! ⌟

【 ☾*✧・ﾟ: ◢ ── the raven haired boy let out a long sigh as he sat in one of the tables, burying his face in between his folded arms over the table. his body felt exhausted, ready to do a backflip straight to his bed and don’t get out until─ well, until the alarm pushed him out of it. a whine passes his lips as he looked up at the girl, a small pout posed on his lips. ❝ ah, i’m so tired !!  today was such a long day. why was this so crowded ?? ❞ 

[nekide]

; + ♡❜ @94xjsj REQUESTED A STARTER ! ⌟

【 ☾*✧・ﾟ: ◢ ── the little bell hanging above the door signalized that someone had either entered or left the local, and nekide looked behind him to check which one had it beed that time. he was behind the counter, in charge of taking the orders made there directly and preparing said beverages. this job helped him with his painfully shy self ─not really, though, he was still the shy kid he was months ago before getting the job and this has only gave him more awkward moments to add to his list─. and the ‘hi i don’t really want to smile because god i’m so introvert but i have to’ smile was already on his lips but oh, little did you know it disappeared when he saw who the costumer was ?? instead, now his eyes were wider and a light shade of pink was tinting his cheeks, his voice a bit wrecked.  ❝ i── he─ hello, welcome, hi noona─ eh, uh, yeah. ❞  his lips are pressed together in a thin line, head slightly tilted to the floor and eyes triyng to look anywhere but the girl in front of him.  ❝what─ what would you like to drink ?? or eat, or, yup. ❞

[nekide]

; + ♡❜ @txethebxe​ REQUESTED A STARTER ! ⌟

【 ☾*✧・ﾟ: ◢ ── a dark shade of pink tinted his cheeks in the moment the boy asked him to show him his aegyo, because well, firstly nekide was too shy to even think about doing such a thing, and secondly, he was not used to do aegyo. he knew what it is about. i mean, it’s a thing in south korea plus he has seen his favourite idols doing it, but that didn’t mean he was an expert in aegyo. nor in doing cute things for a matter. so, with all the embarrassment in the world, he attempted to do what he was asked, doing a few hand gestures he recalls seeing somewhere before laughing shyly, hands covering his red face. ❝ ah, hyuuung, why are you making me do this !!!  ❞