bow down bitches

[windfalling]

marisha ray’s liveshow outfits

uthodern + dangerous liaisons  + the stalking nightmare + darrington brigade + the fancy and the fooled 

[tailscore-deactivated20170319]

this is the most dramatic fox picture ive ever seen im still laughing about this

[thebootydiaries]

someone: hey i genuinely care about u and i like u a lot 

my brain: ?? ? time for Joke?? make Joke??? yes??

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[macklesufficient]

listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice

[hatepotion]

[catchymemes]

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

[anxietyproblem]

[tangle-path]

guys we’ve been attacked

[avantegarda]

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

[avantegarda]

Youngster: how do you cope with exams/anxiety/time management

Me, who just had a panic attack while eating a bagel at 2 pm:

[maliciousmelons]

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

[magehand]

[programaticallydelicious]

Maybe he’s ordering a decaf because he has a heart condition, and you’re about to give him a heart attack and send him to the hospital.

Or maybe he’s just ordering a decaf.

Maybe she’s ordering sugar free because she’s diabetic, and you’re about to put her six feet under.

Or maybe she’s just ordering sugar free,

Maybe they’re ordering non-dairy because they’re intolerant, and you’re about to ruin their day. Maybe they’re allergic, and you’re about to sponsor an all black event in an open field.

Or maybe they’re just ordering non-dairy.

Maybe they ordered gluten free because they can’t process it, and you’re about to destroy their digestive tract.

Or maybe they’re just ordering gluten free.

Maybe they’re ordering this way just because they don’t want the food, for whatever reason.

But are you willing to bet their life on it?

[plasdickbottle]

probably

[legen-drumrollplease-dary-deact]

[repent-zoomer]

This is my third time seeing this post and I’m just now realizing I know who these people are

[haroldstitties81]

person: steps on the back of my shoe

me, for a whole week:

[real-retail-stories]