Homo in two ways

Minor, neurodivergent

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[nelbitch]

Just drank for the first time today and the headache i had for the last 2 hours is gone #ok

[theehorsepusssy]

[szyszkasosnowa]

Holy shit guys I just duck duck went Moby Dick and THE LOGO TURNED INTO AN UNHOLY HYBRID BETWEEN A DUCK AND A WHITE WHALE????

[rosslynpaladin]

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

[suckingham-phallus69]

Fun fact! If you duck duck went vocaloids, they have icons too

[gibbousgibbon]

e GUMI

[kelpiekorn]

I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

[reeftide]

hair advice

[laserwalnut]

My vent character Girltiger

[oxygenbefore1775]

how they wrap gifts

➼ featuring: annie, armin, eren, jean, hange, levi, mikasa, pieck, porco, reiner zeke

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annie

since she very carefully unwraps her own presents, she ends up reusing the paper for the following year - oftentimes the same paper would go as a wrapping for the same person she'd received the gift (and thus the paper) the previous year from

measures out a piece of paper by eye and never gets the size wrong

a pull-string bow nestled in a corner is peak level of gift decoration for Annie but she'd always make sure to attach name tags

armin

chooses wrapping paper and ribbon based not on the festive season but on the vibes of a person the gift is intended for - so everyone gets their gift theme-coordinated

adjusts his wrapping technique to suit the shape of the present perfectly, wraps and unwraps the gift multiple times for necessary corrections

adds a personal hand-written card within each present alongside the recipient's favourite treats

eren

uses too much tape and spends too much time hunched over each present, making sure every edge is crisp and neat

opts for solid color wrapping paper as he prefers to write the recipient's name directly on the paper

no non-sense embellishments - if he ever uses one, it would be a ribbon tightly wrapped around the present to ensure its security, topped off with a plain looking bow

jean

too cool for conventional design wrapping paper so he uses kraft paper and customizes it with doodles putting undoubtedly and most certainly zero effort in the creation process

can't stand the look of tape on the kraft paper which results in him hot-glue-gunning his way through each present for speed

ties a length of twine around the present and glues on a totally not thoroughly planned out potpourri arrangement for a finishing touch

hange

uses metallic and holographic wrapping paper paired with ribbon of the same bright neon color

the wrapping is meant to be destroyed in their mind that's why they pack the presents like party crackers and fill it with confetti and glitter

always adds a bag of goodies to the main gift

levi

uses double-sided tape since it's more neat than regular tape or glue

color-codes gifts with different kinds of wrapping paper so that he remembers which present is for whom - one could say that he chooses the recipient's favorite design but he'd never admit to it

has adopted one wrapping style for himself and never strays away from it, honing it to perfection in speed and precision

mikasa

opts for furoshiki instead of paper since it's more practical and would skip over the messy wrapping process - fabric with subtle flower patterns is her favorite

embroiders the recipient's initials on each piece of cloth to add a personal touch and ensure that she wouldn't mix up the presents

makes the bow so tight for security that only she is able to untie it afterwards and tucks dried flowers under the knots for the look and slight fragrance

pieck

never really bothers with the choice of wrapping paper - if there isn't some lying around the house, she'd simply make due with whatever newspaper she has

glitter and pull-string bows draw the attention from all the wrapping mistakes that's why Pieck rarely starts over and keeps going no matter what

might go an extra mile of wrapping gifts several times just to fuck with people

porco

implements more complicated styles of wrapping including origami patterns and such

prefers scented wrapping paper basing his paper choices primarily on fragrance rather than appearance - also makes sure that everyone knows that he uses scented paper and thus is fancier than them

makes it his mission to use as little tape as possible

reiner

since most of the stationery in the house was bought for Gabi, Reiner often finds himself using her supplies, with glitter glue being the most frequent choice

his presents are usually the biggest since he oftentimes gets carried away and buys a bunch of mini-gifts alongside the main one

the little bows he crafts at the end of the ribbons or to attach a name tag are consistently the cutest - the same goes for the thematic stickers strategically placed throughout the present

zeke

it would be a stroke of luck to see Zeke's gifts wrapped in any sort of wrapping paper, or just paper for that matter - he doubts that it would be worth his time and effort wrapping each present up just for the paper to get eventually destroyed

that's why gift bags are his besties - not only do they save him the effort of wrapping but they can also be repurposed for future use

the same goes for the name tags - he's customized wooden blanks with the names of a set group of people and reuses them from year to year

[noelscribbles]

... acronym

[clericfemme]

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[oxygenbefore1775]

ah yes 139 days till Hallowen, a perfect time for

AoT Warriors as ghosts

basically headcanons for if Warriors became ghosts and spent their afterlife in a haunted house that's a tourist attraction and is also frequently visited by paranormal investigators

so something like unsolved supernatural stuff if you know what im talking about

tw: mentions of death (cuz they obv died to become ghosts), some mild harm (scratching and pinching), some religious elements (holy water and crucifiction) and interactions with them

anyways enjoy

Annie

passive ghost

when tourists or paranormal investigators are inside the house, she tries to avoid them

has a room assigned to her where she usually spends her time hiding from visitors

doesn't like other ghost warriors in her room - not to mention living people

her room has cold spots and visitors often feel uneasy when inside

tolerates visitors in her room to some extent - until they decide to to move her stuff around

literally the moment someone stupid enough reaches to touch a book on the table, Annie scratches their hand

doesn't stop scratching and pinching until the said book is returned to its former location

Bertholdt

the nicest out of the all ghost warriors

is shy though

tails behind a group of visitors but never gets close or else they would feel his presence

wouldn't make contact via spirit-box or ouija board

i mean, he tried to say "Hello" into the spirit-box once

but it turned out sounding like a perverted moan and he was super embarassed about it and refused to do this ever again

if one of the visitors leaves a fun activity like a bouncy ball or something, he will interact with it like rolling the ball around

waves the group of visitors goodbye as they leave the house

Colt

talkative ghost

is the only ghost in the house whose name is actually known

tour guides greet him every time before starting the tour

likes to interact with ouija board and gives elaborate answers

mainly does it because of the offerings (food etc.) that are put on the board before each seance

spills the beans about each ghost in the house

is afraid of holy water because he thinks it's gonna hurt him

thinks that paranormal investigators are mean because of their constant demands and requests to do something

Pieck

naughty ghost

can manipulate electricity

likes to fuck with the paranormal investigators by turning off their flashlights and plunging them into darkness

if there's a tour around the house, she picks a person who seems to be the most afraid and makes it her mission to scare the shit out of them

usually does it by whispering something into their ear or passing right through them so they feel cold

pinches the butt cheeks of people she finds cute

one time she pushed a person too hard and they fell down the flight of stairs

because of this the staff had to put out a sign about the potential danger of the haunted house

Porco

grumpy ghost

very upset about the fact that he is stuck in this house forever

actually tried to leave property but couldn't cuz he is tied to this place

slams the doors

likes to listen to conversation of visitors and sometimes chuckles if he finds a joke funny and his chuckle sounds like a random puff of air

his touch is actually hot (not cold like for other ghosts)

his presence is known through the smell of hair spray

hates the sound of the spirit-box and shouts at it in attempts to scare paranormal innvestigators off and assert dominance

Reiner

mysterious ghost

no living soul knows about his existence

is glad about his untimely death because he finally gets to have some rest

spends his time in bedrooms or in the rooms with no windows

sometimes leaves vague imprints of his body on the beds or huge imprints of his ass (with distinguishable asscrack) on the couches

when paranormal investigators are staying in the house overnight, he likes to watch them sleep

Zeke

cocky ghost

thinks it's stupid to believe in ghosts (even though he is one)

doesn't like tourists in the house and prefers to sit the tours out in the basement

is pumped when the paranormal investigators are visiting the house

doesn't interract with spiritual objects like ouija board

because it's benath him to even entertain the idea that this stuff actually works

likes the spirit-box and inspects all the gadgets that the investigators bring to the house

completely ignores the questions of investigators and leads his own line of dialogue via the spirit-box

[nelbitch]

[angstelowein]

he just staring at the world😭

[nthegg]

doodle

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[suniverse-art]

my meme summary of the beginning aot season 4

[ponydoodles]

every time you call rainbow dash straight...it rains somewhere...