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@nelson-ronald
Bitch, Please.
Don’t you even fucking think about it, sunshine. My home is a strictly animal free zone which means no dogs, cats, fish, turtles or you.
Or me? You must get pretty lonely over there then. And bored. But I should've guessed.
Bitch, Please.
If I see another fucking sad animal shelter commercial I’m going to set them all on fire. Yet another reason why I hate Christmas.
You're just afraid that you're going to give in and adopt them all, aren't you? I don't really see that as a bad thing. I can see you in a house full of puppies. Maybe I'll get you one for Christmas?
do you have any other rps?
no.
Yeah, he’s pretty cute, he told me he loved me too, crazy, huh? We’ve been together for almost 5 years now.
Wow, that's a pretty long time to stick around with someone. He must be pretty lucky to have someone like you put up with him that long.
But then I realized— I’m actually madly in love with this kid.
Oh, did you?
You caught me, it was because I didn’t want to make you feel bad.
Dammit. I knew it.Â
I want you to be happy with it also, you know?
I was happy the day you said yes. Though I still sometimes think it was just so I wouldn't get embarrassed in front of all those people.
She’s four years old, you douche bag.
But have you seen that look on her face when you tell her no? I can't just ignore that.Â
Good, you better, we can drop the kids off at Eric. But whatever you want for the wedding, I’m done.
It'll be perfect. Just for you.Â
Better yet, so now you’re obligated to come and talk about the wedding plans.
Alright alright. Only because I love you.Â
Speaking of which— this weekend you’re coming with me to met the wedding planner, and don’t use the excuse that there’s another soccer game on TV or I will punch you.
Come on, Bella. It's not soccer season anymore. It's baseball.Â
She does so. She’s always asking me if she can go to your place. I swear if you’re just filling her up on candy and letting her do what she wants, I may have to kill you.Â
Um... no? Pfft, why would you ever think of something like that?
You’re such a role model, huh, baby?
One of the best.Â
I’m a bit of a one hit wonder, buddy, I’m sure the boys can do better, hopefully she’s not ratchet.
Hey, if she is we don't have anything we can do about it.Â
That— is a different story.
Nope. No it isn't. If there's one thing I could do is get my boys someone at least half as great as their mother.Â
Hey, it’s my week. She already likes you better than me, you don’t have to go stealing my time with her, too.Â
She does not like me better.
