Welcome to Hell. You Can Never Leave

High there! I'm Alex, a fan of many things. Feel free to hang around for a while, though be warned, you can't go once you've entered this layer of Hell. Feel free to check out my AO3, where I post the majority of my writings:  https://archiveofourown.org/users/Magical_Devil_Alex

[alexthemagicaldevil]

"HELLO FOOLISH FROM A LONG TIME AGO."

"HELLO TOMMYINNIT FROM MANY MANY PLACES."

of all the ways I thought Slime would address Foolish and Tommy, I will admit this is not what I was expecting.

Edit: apparently Slime also called addressed Tommy as, "Tommy from nowhere in particular," and "Tommy from nowhere." Let's just say, this knowledge fucked me up on many levels, especially after I saw a post commenting on how 'Tommy from nowhere' could be a reference to Tommy's limbo being the Void.

Double Edit: Also, I just watched Ranboo's and Slime's first interaction with one another. kind of interesting that Slime seems to have never seen or watched Ranboo before, as he doesn't say where Ranboo is 'from' and doesn't seem to know anything about him like Slime does with the others (Tommy's exile, Foolish being a god, etc, etc). What the hell this means, I have no idea.

[share-somelove]

Oh my fucking god we’re actually getting the dickring 67 line

[doe-liketheanimal]

Wang and Lin: omg we could be the first Asian d-pair in the NHL 🥺

Dickring: SIX SEVEEEEN

[brinimacks]

“we are so jealous” - the rest of the nhl

“better than banana bread” - will smith

[fleursmit]

this is my uber driver guys im scared

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[pelmenilya]

#myilya has always been chronically online and easily enamored by a good internet challenge, especially in the early 2010s. He personally participated in many with the Raiders, including but not limited to:

Planking. Everywhere

Making a music video to “Like A Boss” by The Lonely Island in the Raider’s training facility

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, multiple times, always shirtless. Some of his notable nominations include a Raider’s assistant coach, Gritty, Shane Hollander, and then-sitting Vice President Joe Biden

The cinnamon challenge (fucked up his breathing for days but refused to acknowledge any discomfort bc Russians Do Not Do This)

Ghost pepper challenge (he ended up crying, made Connors delete the video, and threatened all present to secrecy)

Chubby Bunny challenge (Marly won and posted the video himself)

Gallon of milk challenge (Marly threw up and it was decided the video was too gross to post)

Ghost pepper challenge, again (went the same as the first attempt)

Harlem Shake in the Raiders locker room, obviously

Mannequin challenge during a Raiders practice, also obviously

Meanwhile the only internet trend #myshane has ever willingly participated in was the Ice Bucket Challenge when Ilya nominated him bc it was for charity and Yuna said it would be good for his image

[nyxelestia]

My hot take is that someone else actually nominated Shane for the ice bucket challenge; SHANE nominated Ilya.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[easyaro]

Imagine the pressure of being a normal person in the Gosling family. Three of your cousins are professional hockey players (one of whom is an olympic medal winner, and another just won the walter cup), and another cousin is Ryan Gosling.

[virtualhumanbearranch]

Reblogged this because I thought it was a joke. Julia and Nicole Gosling fathers's are twinsss??? Ohm my god you guys, they were cousins.

And the Ryan gosling thing is not even a joke as well. I need to process this

[pwhl-mybeloved]

number of pwhl wives increasing exponentially we love to see it

[sheepshot]

[heysports]

when I have to explain to my non-hockey friends that these are actual clips from an official trailer released by a real NHL team

[tiredadventurer]

[mostcodesareciphers]

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

[samreich]

who did this to me

[gamechangershow]

who did this

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[teaboot]

Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam

[ongoing-catastrophe]

I make the same face every time theres some documentary talking like "the ancient Egyptians believed the Nile river was sacred" and i'm like....well yeah? Its kind of like, the only reason their entire society exists? Seems pretty reasonable to me