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you could show me like any picture of a 20-something and tell me they’re a youtuber with a huge fanbase and i would have to believe you
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@nemeanac
i love knowing literally no youtubers
you could show me like any picture of a 20-something and tell me they’re a youtuber with a huge fanbase and i would have to believe you
I am the very best at marketing. Amazon Goodreads
im honestly gonna get it. you had me at “made a homophobe so angry”
This actually happened! I’ve always felt that if you buy a book where the stated summary is “two princesses attempt to fight dragons and get married” you don’t really have a right to be mad when the book turns out to be about two princesses attempting to fight dragons and get married but what the hell do I know.
To be fair, maybe the reader expected the princesses to marry the dragons?
Please tell me there’s a sequel where that happens.
BUT ONLY IF THE DRAGONS ARE ALSO LADIES.
Actually, the main complaint was that it was “historically inaccurate” for two princesses to be allowed to get married. Which was weird to me, since this story is not set on earth and I’m pretty sure it is historically accurate for gay couples to be allowed to get married on this super convenient wish-fulfillment fantasy world that I concocted after logging 300 hours in Skyrim. Curiously enough, she didn’t complain about the dragons being inaccurate.
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Book: The Queen of Ieflaria by Effie Calvin (The cover features a thin white lady in a fancy gown, gathering her skirts around her, against a backdrop of a nebula; the background of the entire ad is two women in wedding gowns, running hand-in-hand)
Arrows pointing to the book read:
Once made a homophobe so angry, they had to delete it off their kindle!
Will turn all your other books gay!!!
Does anyone else think these arrows look like sideways houses? [Transcriber’s note: Yes.]
I am single
Testimonials:
“Sorry hon I haven’t got around to reading it yet.” –Author’s Mother
“One lives one’s death, one dies one’s life.” –Jean-Paul Sartre
“You’re supposed to put actual reviews here, not random bullshit.” –The Internet
“You use absurdist humor as a defense mechanism.” –Author’s Therapist
“Meow.” –Author’s Cat
Available right this second from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and a bunch of other places I’m too lazy to list here.
I took a chance on this book just because of this marvelous ad, and not only did I not regret it, upon finishing I went and immediately bought the sequel, and am now sitting on tenterhooks awaiting the third book.
Good, accessible high fantasy, with lots and lots of queer characters, including explicitly nonbinary characters (and gods!); no enby MCs yet, but I live in hope! To people who like dragons as things other than thoughtless killing machines, I promise that you will be satisfied by the time you get to the end. My only complaint is that the names didn’t always come naturally to my mental pronunciation, but that’s very minor on the scale of things.
Definitely worth checking out, IMO.
Book three in this series is coming out next week! If adorable, fluffy, f/f fantasy where the girl gets the girl is your jam, I can highly recommend them. (This book is also available in audio!)
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Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)
uncanny
IM LEAVING
I can 1000% see how earlier civilizations saw this shit and was like “yeah that god mad af at us”
And I can see how they would look around and be like “ay someone should go up and say sorry” 👀
rich people should get robbed at least once a week
builds character
Have u ever just watched someone move or talk or laugh and ur like wow how the fuck is everything you do so hot
Did you get like a million calls and emails and texts that you felt like you had to respond to in some way?
Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox
Oh my god yes
*heavy breathing*
these FUCKING ads omfgdkjhjkfdg
Ashley Tisdale the real gay icon
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
toooooo real
the glass weapons in skyrim are so pretty to me and i want nothing more than a glass war axe in real life but i do love how the same weapons in oblivion look like theyve been infused with mountain dew
love this radioactive lime green gamer juice fuckery