Buffy The Vampire Slayer Starters [ originally via buffyiisms ]
“Pepper spray is just so passe.”
“Destructo Girl, that’s me.”
“Okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm.”
“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”
“And the weird behavior award goes to…”
“I can just tell that something’s wrong, my spider sense is tingling.”
“ The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest.”
“We saved the world. I say we party!”
“Your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.“
“Love makes you do the wacky.”
“You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me.”
“My emotions give me power.”
“I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.“
“Chocolate means nothing to me.”
“ The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.“
“ Do you think I chose to be like this?”
“We’re not friends. We never were.”
“Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.”
“World is what it is. We fight. We die. Wishing doesn’t change that.”
“You’re weak. Everybody is. Everybody fails.”
“Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do.”
“ I know what goes bump in the night. “
“ I can’t be helpless like that.”
“We help people! It doesn’t mean we can do whatever we want.”
“My brain isn’t really functioning on the higher levels. It’s pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.”
“Oh, I’m not really into porn… I mean I’m just… I’m trying to cut way back.”
“ “I like my evil like I like my men - evil.”
“That probably would have sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
“Yeah, well love isn’t logical.”
“No matter what, somebody’s gonna get hurt.”
“Your definition of narrow is impressively wide.”
“ I don’t know how to live in this world if these are the choices.”
“Maybe it was lint. Maybe it was evil lint!”
“You always hurt the one you love.”
“We do not joke about eating people in this house!”
“I’m using you. I can’t love you.”
“That’s because the dress is radioactive.”
“ I could never trust you enough for it to be love.“
“ And at some point, someone has to draw the line “
“OK, you know, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.”
“I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared.”
“ I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.”
“ I don’t know what’s coming next, but I do know it’s gonna be just like this.”
“They’re not all gonna make it. Some will die, and nothing I can do will stop that.”
“I have a mission to win this war, to save the world.”
“ And you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!”
“ What are you doing here. Five words or less.”
“ I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.”
“ Are you not used to being given orders?”
“ No one asks for their life to change, not really.”
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