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Hello, this is Nai's blog for those times when she can't help but post things not related to megaten. Expect lots of Osomatsu-san, Ace Attorney, Zero Escape and NGE if you plan on following me ♥

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible

[emiria]

my kinda diet

[lovethyvidya]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[nemissa]

and now for the “totally unsuspicious citizen Santa” extras no one asked for

[nemissa]

If I was granted one zero escape related question and Uchikoshi had to answer me no matter what I would want to know what kind of clothes Aoi would wear during the zero time dilemma timeline. Would he keep his 999 haircut or would he go back to the one he used as a kid? Would he finally find the decency to wear proper winter clothing? Those are very important questions. Like, I know for a fact he wouldn’t walk around wearing a hoodie with the name of his secret organization on it (or would he...?)

[bonus]

[thebootydiaries]

is staff ok

[peteargriffin69420]

[nemissa]

@c2s2

[foulserpent]

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

[foulserpent]

catch me bouncing down the ruined streets through the rubble and flames like

[foulserpent]

help i have become wedged in rubble will someone give me a push? 

[interrogationspecialist]

[foulserpent]

YOU FOOL

[foulserpent]

shout out to the people who occasionally find and reblog this Superior version of the post

[polyglotplatypus]

akagi please

[peopleposingwiththekajicutout]

[earth-virgo]

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

No it’s when you present evidence in Ace Attorney and the music keeps playing

[dysfunctionalnerd]

No, its when you get a puzzle wrong in Professor Layton and they play that “you fucking idiot” tone and the Professor covers his eyes not wanting to even look at you because you’ve just ruined his “best puzzle solver” title and you remember that you’re a fucking dumbass who cant solve puzzles without looking at the wiki.

[mvage-blog]

■RadioheadやTHE NOVEMBERSを思わせる、冷たく儚げな音像。耽美な芸術至上主義者のメランコリックな一曲

Keep reading

[robthecyclops]

When you and your friend have the same bad taste in characters

[applejustice]

I have no explanation

[bishopbriggss-deactivated201612]

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

[classicgansey]

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

[door-q]

[thebibliosphere]

Could you please explain the "help me" in the bottom of the groom's shoes and how it's a joke/poking fun at/is an example of toxic heteronomativity?

So I dunno if y’all have seen this, but I’ve worked a lot of weddings in my life and  there’s this super funny (/sarcasm/) thing where the groom will write “help me” on the soles of his shoes, so that when the couple kneel down at the altar, everyone will see it and laugh at the fact that this poor man has been trapped into the sanctity of marriage.

Sort of like those cake toppers where the groom is attempting to run away or is being forcibly dragged to the altar with words like game over on it cause he no longer gets to have fun with his life or something because he’s getting married:

Or quite literally, a ball and chain:

Basically the whole “help me” thing? Is a continuation of the idea that there are definite gender norms, and that those genders are in direct conflict with each other, and therefore predispositioned to eventual resentment and hatred. 

It’s the snarky sitcom hetero snide comedy where the wife is always nagging the husband who is the put upon joe average who had life and dreams until he got married and had kids, who now wants to just be left alone to read the paper while his wife looks after his home, his kids, his general emotional well being, and is still cast as the shrew for wanting something more from him than his dispassionate resentment that she won’t coddle him like one of the offspring.

Cause haha, it’s so awful spending the rest of your life with the person you are profess to love and adore…imagine that…imagine losing your freedom, your individuality and quite possibly your own autonomy to another person through a societal convention… *everyone not born male and white looks into the camera like they’re on the office*

Also consider, if a woman knelt down at the altar and had “help me” on her shoes? How drastically unfunny that becomes because we know, we know the way marriage is set up to give one partner the advantage over the other…

It’s just icky. It’s an icky not funny joke which I wish would die out.

[nemissa]

Funny how I casually find this on my dashboard after arguing about this with a few friends for HOURS last night. Gosh, the way the guys kept using "You're overreacting!", "It's just a joke!" or "Not everyone who laughs about these mean harm so you can't judge them about it!" frustrated me to NO END

[nemissa]