just according to keikaku.

well i should probably think of a cool introduction to my blog here but... nah. can't believe i'm still here after all these years tbh

[energyprison]

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

[weirdplutoprince]

Nothing more painful than when a kind stranger tells you about some random AI feature in a way that is clearly meant to be helpful and you have to choose between nodding along in despair or turning wokezilla 3000 on them

[nemocircus]

i love wintersun because it also takes me about twelve years to finish a project and i think that's very relatable and sexy

[ncthandrake]

LEON KENNEDY Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

We were robbed by there not being a scene where Wade laces their fingers together and Logan responds by growing his claws and we watch as Wade watches his fingers flop off onto the ground

[vonlipwig]

my life really did improve when i decided to just constantly, casually compliment my friends and family. i cannot recommend it more. it makes everything better. you look incredible in that shirt, you're one of the funniest people i know, you're wearing the hell out of that dress, you're so sexy wtf, you're so talented, i love talking to you, you're so fun to be around, you're so kind, that haircut is amazing, i love you, i love you, i love you

[emily-e-draws]

catpile :3

[valtsv]

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

[valtsv]

"collect my pages" from the hit indie game "Motherfucker I Will End Your Miserable Life If You Touch My God Damn Pages"

[thepunintended-deactivated20250]

"the gayest scene in deadpool and wolverine is the honda hate fuck" WRONG! the gayest scene is when they save the world through the power of handholding and madonna

[anxietyproblem]

[lesser-flamingo]

people who listen to a new song nonstop when they like. what's your most recent one

[aletheyass]

phrases like "you're not a serial killer are you" are just other examples of how our society looks down on unskilled work just because you killed only once or twice and don't have a modus operandi doesn't mean you're any less of a killer we need more inclusive language going forward if we want to normalize occasional homicide

[dicennio]

Psychic powers aren’t needed to survive in the first place

[mylittleredgirl]

even if you're not a supernatural fan, if you've been on tumblr long enough you are, like, culturally. like cultural christianity in america except it's the cw's supernatural. you may never have watched an episode or set foot inside the tag but your regular life shuts down on their holidays and all of your world news is delivered through that point of view. something to think about

[beaunydoorin]

i love ubc bc not long ago someone graffitied “socrates was a bitch and so was descartes” on the wall of the arts building and thats what uni is really abt

[ryousa]

[valtsv]

public safety officials hate me for my limp corpselike swag and tendency to float facedown in large open bodies of water