[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[sharkflan]

can’t stop picking my lip :o)

[raddagher]

some artists are just extremely capable of capturing emotions that elude the english language

[retquits]

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t c tg tat' t g a "c ". t tg ag. a.

Closest match: Halichoeres bivittatus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Slippery Dick

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[rocketbirdie]

fine dining

[dykely]

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[sunwingsunset]

MASS EFFECT 3 ↳ Scenery

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[toastyglow]

when the writers wimp out and make the comic relief character's greatest fear/trauma goofy and unserious

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[medievaljournalist]

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

[romehbo]

[fidelcostco]

can't be god's weakest or strongest soldier. I'm god's draft dodger. I'm evading conscription entirely. im gay and flat footed and have 12 concussions and I'm disappearing into the woods before I'll ever fight in god's latest political quagmire.

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature