incorrect nct dream quotes

[neoculturetch]

renjun: alright! everyone listen! i have an announcement to make and i only have a minute.

jeno: why? are you in a hurry?

renjun: no, i was referring to your relatively short attention spans.

[neoculturetch]

therapist: 190615 CHENLE isnt real...it CANT hurt you

190615 CHENLE:

[neoculturetch]

therapist: 190614 YUTA isn’t real...it CANT hurt you

190614 YUTA:

[neoculturetch]

therapist: 190618 JENO isn’t real...it CANT hurt you

190618 JENO:

[neoculturetch]

therapist: 190615 CHENLE isnt real...it CANT hurt you

190615 CHENLE:

[neoculturetch]

therapist: 190614 YUTA isn’t real...it CANT hurt you

190614 YUTA:

[neoculturetch]

therapist: 190615 CHENLE isnt real...it CANT hurt you

190615 CHENLE:

[neoculturetch]

mark: i feel old, like im not a cool kid anymore.

chenle: that’s not true.

mark: really?

chenle: you were never a cool kid.

[neoculturetch]

renjun: when i was born the gods said, “too pure, too good for this world!”

jisung: wrong.

chenle: when you were born the devil said, “oooh. competition.”

[neoculturetch]

jaemin: you think you're a better kisser than me?? you think you're a better cuddler than me?? well why don't you come over here and PROVE IT, you punk!

[neoculturetch]

renjun: [coughing violently]

jeno: dont die.

renjun: don’t tell me what to do.

[neoculturetch]

[nct having a poetry slam]

chenle:

chenle: according to all known laws of aviation…there is no way..a bee should be able to fly…it’s wings are too small…to get its fat little body off the ground…the bee, of course, flies anyway…because bees don’t care…what humans think is impossible…

chenle: yellow.

chenle: black.

chenle: yellow.

chenle: black.

chenle: yellow.

chenle: black.

chenle: oOH BLACK AND YELLOW!

chenle:

chenle: thank you.

nct:

jisung: [snaps]

[neoculturetch]

this is comedy gold where y’all at

[neoculturetch]

[nct having a poetry slam]

chenle:

chenle: according to all known laws of aviation...there is no way..a bee should be able to fly...it’s wings are too small...to get its fat little body off the ground...the bee, of course, flies anyway...because bees don’t care...what humans think is impossible...

chenle: yellow.

chenle: black.

chenle: yellow.

chenle: black.

chenle: yellow.

chenle: black.

chenle: oOH BLACK AND YELLOW!

chenle:

chenle: thank you.

nct:

jisung: [snaps]

[neoculturetch]

chenle: eggnog is the best thing god has made, besides me.

[neoculturetch]

[jeno and jisung arguing]

jeno: [takes his glasses off]

jisung: what are you doing?

jeno: i don’t want to see you right now.

[neoculturetch]

[at the table]

mark: you know what i’m most thankful for??

renjun: those beautiful yet rare moments when you’re not talking?

[3amwseventeenct]

[3AM]

soonyoung: (whispering to jihoon)

do dogs think in barks?

jihoon: soonyoung..go the fuck to sleep.

[neoculturetch]

starting another blog for seventeen and nct 🥰🥰

[neoculturetch]

B I G question

should i start posting incorrect quotes about every nct member or keep it @ the dreamies??

[neoculturetch]

jaemin: remember when you dared me to lick the swing set?

renjun: no. i said, “jaemin, don’t lick the swing set” and you said, “don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.

[neoculturetch]

mark: was i a bad father, jenna?

jeno: my name is jeno.