🍭❤️neon•kandi💚🍭

22♀️|| xe/xer || not kid friendly|| I arting and yapping lol || a mix of swag and kawaii ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

[neon-kandi]

The name's Astrid, nice to meet ya!

I'm a biracial, American artist with a current obsession with Cult of the Lamb!

Art tag: #hazardous waste #my art

Reposts: #misc #reblog

Commission Status: Open as of 5-17-25! Feel free to DM me if you're instead (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Enjoy your stay here!!

[neon-kandi]

I AM OFFICIALLY EMPLOYEED

[neon-kandi]

I have yet to be given the orientation date

[neon-kandi]

God himself is testing me

pls support my ko-fi, the other places I applied to either gave me the same speech or aren't hiring until months later

[neon-kandi]

I AM OFFICIALLY EMPLOYEED

[neon-kandi]

I have yet to be given the orientation date

[peony-pearl]

THIS IS AN OC CHECKPOINT

give me 1 cool fact about your oc RIGHT NOW

[peony-pearl]

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!

[g0re-glitch]

Dessert Bugs set Now Available!

Visit NE0Nʚ𖦹ɞKANDI's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

[neon-kandi]

[herebecritters]

[neon-kandi]

I AM OFFICIALLY EMPLOYEED

[neon-kandi]

ough. .. . . helob....

[whysoblue2]

More art fight attacks!

I haven't been sitting idle in the last few days, I swear...!

First, I absolutely fell in love with @revoltingcakes 's Circus AU. I love their lamb, and the concept itself is interesting to say the least! Kallamb too? What's more to love? GET ATTACKED!

Out of everyone, your heart is the sweetest

Challenged myself with dark colours here. You guys know my art to be very colourful and vibrant, so this was new and fun to experiment with!

Next up!

Revenge revenge 🔥🔥🔥🔥 for @salilaoceania featuring Aiperos, the mysterious scribe whose name is an omen of misfortune... but she is so adorable omg. Something soft, something summery. 💙

Last but not least for this wave, a revenge for @neon-kandi ! Ester is so vibrant, and I love the green and fuchsia combo; I had to go full neon for it!

More will come! This artfight isn't over yet >:D

[technicoloranimalviolence]

would you be mad at me if i started drawing exclusively like this

[teddy-terrible]

[theonewhowanks]

I know I know, very obvious and stupid question but really, are you a nercophile? I you are it was very strange because I've never seen one this open before.

Me? Not at all, lol don't worry. Roleplaying the vibes (for example, lying very still and not responding to touch during consensual kink) can be pretty fun though.

What I'm really into is something I like to call Toon Snuff: The idea of cute, cartoon critters getting murdered, and for one reason or another, coming back completely fine by the next scene. Picture cartoons such as Looney Tunes, the stuff I grew up on. I was fascinated by the way the characters would be subjected to such unrealistic, over-the-top violence, and there would be absolutely no lasting consequences. They can bounce back and suffer it all over again, and by the next episode, end up not holding so much as a grudge. If you've ever seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, you can imagine how that movie influenced my fixation on this. And there are many other examples of Toon Snuff in lots of other medias. I would love to world-build the rules of how the toons' conditional immortality would work, and how it might feel for them to pop back to life.

I combined this with my love for plushies. A dead cartoon is a weighted plushie to me. If I had the resources to, I'd make my own weighted plushies with dead expressions. There'd be a whole series of them, ranging from silly X's for eyes and pink tongues sticking out, to bruised, wounded plushies with stuffed organs on the inside that could be pulled out. With no zipper included, so one would have to use a knife to cut them open, and then they'd get to sew them back together. And the plushies would love every second of it, btw.

This kinda thing followed me throughout many interests. CoTL was kind of a perfect fit for this.

[theslowmaxx]

Lamb for dinnerrrr

[neon-kandi]

how wild would it be if i just reused Amino as a fictional social media platform in my oc world

[technicoloranimalviolence]

You are a doctor, and a scientist. an extraterrestrial spacecraft has landed in your backyard No one believes you, for some reason. and at first, you are elated. but the ships only inhabitant proves to be hostile when you attempt to get into the (remarkably intact) wreckage. you hurt eachother. but it is much more injured than you are, before you even get there. you get the upper-hand. You are a doctor. you cant let it die.

it takes your bandages and retreats deeper into its ship, chittering at you in its language to leave. you get the message. the outside of the ship has more external weapons than a peaceful vessel ever should. you are smart enough to understand this is either a wartime vessel, or the social tendencies of wherever it came from err to the side of paranoia at best and xenophobia at worst.

it learns the language it needs to communicate with you at a fluent level in less than a full year. during that year, you learn it is bitter, paranoid, and terrified. but you catch little glimpses of something smothered beneath that. HE is extremely curious, he is capable of a sort of very dark humor. he matches your intelligence. when you met him, he had not touched nor spoken to another living being in four full years. you watch him take up gardening. he claims he has no attachment to these plants whatsoever, but you know he is lying. he is bad at it. you convince him that the food on earth is safe to eat. its better than the nutrient paste he's been eating for years now, which isnt even safe for him to eat, as unlike earth bees, he isnt meant to intake anything with a high liquid content or else the "muscles" in his throat will tear themselves apart.

you watch his carapace get brighter and he returns to a full (and frankly impossible) strength that you didnt know something his size could have as he eats better. he does not believe you when you tell him the people here are also safe to interact with. he says if they knew what he was, they would shred him. you tell him he is stupid. you have this conversation thousands of times before he tells you what he is exactly. You are a doctor and scientist. There is a multi-generational genetically engineered supersoldier trained from hatching to conquer stranded in your backyard. had things gone the way they were supposed to, your entire species might be gone by now. the hypercolonistic galaxy-wide empire that sent him sent him for the purpose of spearheading an invasion. he is the favored child of his queen. the posterboy of a perfect soldier for their military. his species is hated among those who know about them for a reason. but there will be no invasion. the feed still traveling through space back to them will show them there is an acronian on the planet, and therefore it will be marked not to touch. at least you have a name for what species splendid is, now. and his ship is broken, anyway. it wont ever leave the atmosphere again.

...but you think that even if he could, somehow, continue the invasion, he wouldnt. you watch him ever so slowly fall in love with the planet he's stranded on. you watch him slowly stop being afraid to say that he never really liked that place. that he was constantly terrified on the colony seven hive carrier, among many other things he has to say about the empire. you are a doctor. one of your patients, your greatest rival, and your best friend lives in your backyard. you will make sure he never feels like a weapon, or feels like he needs to use a weapon, ever again.

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel