Stories In The Stars

This is a McElroy Fanblog now-- Mostly Adventure Zone! (Mod: Ari, 30) I have an undying love for Magnus and Julia 💜

[ghsot]

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

[ghsot]

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

[itriedonce]

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

[ghsot]

oh my god youre right.

[transformativeworks]

[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.

Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.

Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."

/ID]

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

Happy Ides of March, y'all.

[sharkiethedork]

Visit Original Link

Cool cool soundcloud has download limits get it from this google drive link instead

But here’s still the soundcloud link

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[dinolaur]

You know…from teevee

[sci-the-superb]

Visit Original Link

hi! i genuinely cannot get over griffin’s fucking vocal inflection in this sentence! this entire audio clip haunts me!!

[sentinel-babes]

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[neonhalcyon]

omg Charlie Mcelroy in mbmbam 791 ??

[careydraws]

I'm SO excited to finally get to show you the cover for The Adventure Zone: Story and Song graphic novel! The book will be out on July 14, 2026, and It's available for preorder now!

Because it's a double-length book that combines the last two arcs, we got to do a back cover to make it a full wraparound, too:

I was so excited to come up with a back cover that featured the Stolen Century crew! And here's the full wraparound all together, which was SO much fun to design:

The actual spine is substantially thicker than this, lol.

I'm so, so proud of what we all made! I can't believe the last book in the series will be out in just 8 months! I'm really excited to get to talk about it more soon.

If you're able to preorder the book or request it at your local library (!!), it's a big help to all of our future careers. Thank you for reading TAZGN, it means a lot to all of us!

[howlbear]

[shiarempress]

Transcript:

Man (right): Could you be a voice actor?

Justin McElroy (left, speaking over Man): Oh! Actually, I was in the movie, um... Trolls World Tour.

Man: Duet this to find out. Four scripts... fifty seconds...

Justin (still speaking over Man): So I think- Sorry. You're great. You're good. I was- did you- see, th-that? It's ok.

Man: This is the car commercial voice over challenge. Startiiiiing now.

Justin: Somebimes- [Starts wheeze-laughing for a solid 7 seconds] Subaru!

Life is full of things to worry about. S-luckily younew Soyolla Corolle it's the industry standard leading sabey and design and won' be one of 'em. Toyoba. [Laughs] Let's gooooo. Places.

Superior design... Oustanding quality... And the drive... to innobate... Merce...bees Benz. [Laughs] The best... or nothing.

F'right now Ferd brmrnchn- you can lease a Ford two oh two one Ford Escape for as low as 189 a month so go further. And visit local Ford dealer, right now. Thank you. Thank you very mu- [Video cuts off]

[domirine]

consider: beach magnus burnsides (with beach steven)

[vnberry]

The twins

[pigeonguy]

happy tarantula parade anniversary everybody

[wellsbering]

this is exactly how taako looked when he yelled "ABRACA-FUCK YOU" and shot magic brian

[ruffboi-mags]

off topic but did you explain to them the reason he was called magic brian was to differentiate from his beloved pet, giant spider bryan?

[pipalypso]

ok but flying the flag at half mast for a podcaster's death is fucking crazy

[pipalypso]

gonna fly the flag at half mast when justin mcelroy dies

[toerning]

Also some Merles!! I’d love to work up some full turns for the tAZ boys some day 🥲

[v-poreons]

Been showing a friend taz balance for the first time (we are halfway done with stolen century at the time of this post) which means I'm listening to taz balance all the way through for the first time in like 7 years so I wanted to make myself some wallpapers for my phone's lock screen :] great opportunity to tweak my old designs for these guys and see my progress as a character designer since I was a teenager lol! alt text should have image descriptions if Tumblr logged them properly.

Bonus Fisher under the cut vvv

[v-poreons]

Been showing a friend taz balance for the first time (we are halfway done with stolen century at the time of this post) which means I'm listening to taz balance all the way through for the first time in like 7 years so I wanted to make myself some wallpapers for my phone's lock screen :] great opportunity to tweak my old designs for these guys and see my progress as a character designer since I was a teenager lol! alt text should have image descriptions if Tumblr logged them properly.

Bonus Fisher under the cut vvv