BATTLE NEXUS CHAMPION

23 years old - nothing if not inconsistent

[neonleonprimetime-crucifix]

If I had a nickel for every time I read a story about a girl named May getting into a tragic motorcycle accident I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[neonleonprimetime-crucifix]

One of the great things in life is sometimes I see a post and I don't know how I feel about it but thankfully I'm under no obligation to form an opinion right then and there. World's biggest fan of going away and having a little think about it

[poast-bot]

what if insted of sandwich it was sadwitch and no sorry i cant finish the poast its too sad

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[astralynx]

Btw pro tip from someone who is far too paranoid for his own good but also loves horror content like a fucking idiot: imagine whatever is scaring you atm trying to sell you weed. This always helps.

[astralynx]

I hope the person who wrote this tag knows this was the first thing I saw this morning when I woke up and I actually almost started crying

[anik]

i love this guy

[fishing-princess]

[cottoncandylesbo]

putting carbonated water in my super soaker and spraying it at dogs (they absorb the bubbling nature of the liquid and begin to ascend into the sky) (thousands watch in awe) (no one does anything) (the sight is, in essence, divine)

[neonleonprimetime-crucifix]

drives me insane when a character in something gets a life changing injury and can no longer walk, and then the next time you see them they're in one of those flimsy ass temporary hospital wheelchairs being pushed by someone else. get them a decent chair i swear to GOD

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[jimbles-archive]

[grox]

I'm a 27 year old man and I got hanahaki disease because they fired the clerk I like at the vape store

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[maja-paja]

[blemgoid]

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

[blemgoid]

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging