I Feel It In My Bones

hi hello my name is Yaz. 23. London.

[miridai]

[spookyfroot]

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[chaoticbabyg]

[setheverman]

just got a grand piano and you know what that means

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Mom needs a drink.

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[ithelpstodream]

[akamine-chan]

This was the must perfect Twitter thread.

[lindentreeisle]

I would love to quote from this thread but everything in there is so deliciously fucking quotable.

[belovedmuerto]

I dunno, I’m rather fond of “Most men believe themselves to be insightful speakers of truth to power, when in reality they don’t even pass the Turing Test.”

[3rdheart]

But the dichotomy of the crude yet somehow elegant “neverending ocean of mediocre cock crashing on the beach of a woman’s day” is reaaaallly up there.

[neonlightning]

“Reheated porridge masquerading as thinking and presenting it to the world as if it were the Rosetta Stone.”

[aofujisui]

[teddywestside]

“You think I was gonna let a piece of shit take Brooke Davis from me? Chase me out of MY home? A girl I made? A character I cherished? Fuck. That. I deserved to keep her.”     -Sophia Bush

[neonlightning]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[thefrogman]

[neonlightning]

me: *lays down in my bed*

my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE

[xannerz]

“so how you doin’?”

[a6]

lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot

[powerburial]

this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away

[toocooltobehipster]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST ON THE INTERNET