Call me Derpina

30 she/her. I'm not very good at this ~ Casual Kpop, CritRole & Mass Effect ~ Rabid for Top Gun & Burn Notice ~ I'm mostly here for the memes, the gay and the writing resources.

[derpinathebrave]

Fic Index Masterpost

This has gotten out of hand so I need to make a masterpost index

My AO3 where everything is done for me and I post nsfw stuff as well

Top Gun:

Finders Keepers: P1 P2 P3 P4 P5

Married In Vegas IceMav: Ice POV - Mav POV 1 2

In Case of Emergency ICE - Opening Chapter (read the rest on AO3)

Karaoke Night at the Pineapple (IceMav, HollyWolf, SunChip + SliderxOC)

Tap Tap Tap (IceMav Drabble)

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[kcsplace]

I've always loved the tradition that many armed forces have of old squadron/unit members pounding their badges into the casket of a fallen friend (like the SEALs do with their trident etc) buuuuuut the visual of Maverick doing so made me really notice something.

Those badges are worn on the left side. Over the heart.

Maverick took the wings from over his heart to punch into Ice's coffin. He's sending Ice off with his heart.

He's not just lost his wingman, his friend his true love but he's losing his heart too. Goose is long gone. Bradley hates him & has done so for nigh on twenty years The new set of Admirals despise him His career is over, this is it Now Ice, a constant of nearly four decades is gone within days of Mav finding out he's ill. No time to try to emotionally prepare, no time to mourn, no time to process.

Stupid fucking gay pilots killing me again

[perenial]

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

[toastbutteregg]

im usually #4 

[lordnot]

Tumblr culture is ignoring the punchline in order to share useless trivia about oneself.

[finleycannotdraw]

we need all types of art in fandoms

[creaturey]

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[roach-works]

YOU GET IT

[enki2]

[seathiing]

Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry

[ghostshipglamour]

maybe the real terror is losing access to a piece of media due to to the whims of a streaming service

[leadandblood]

I LOST IT AS WELL THE FUCKING EVIL CORPORATIONS HAVE ROBBED US

[the-cosmic-yeet]

girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,

[impossiblepackage]

Replace "reddit" with "reveddit" in any reddit url to reveal deleted or removed comments. If the comment/post was deleted too quickly after it was posted, it may not pull it up, but it works most of the time

[the-cosmic-yeet]

girl after reading a post on tumblr dot com with a reblog by user impossiblepackage, moving her cursor over to the url of the aforementioned reddit post, using her mouse to highlight the word “reddit”, typing out the word “reveddit” in its place, hitting enter, waiting with bated breath as reveddit loads, finally content as the deleted comment is displayed in front of her eyes containing the information she sought for so long.

[ligercat]

[ligercat]

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Learn your history!!!!

[odditycollector]

Good news everyone I have accidentally discovered the stupidest fucking conceivable way to make myself to do chores

It goes like this…..

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My car: *low gas light on*

Me: I mean, I COULD stop at the gas station on the way home… OR! I could just NOT do that and deal with it tomorrow

Me: but what if I get stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow and every day I wake up and my car is on empty that would be so annoying

Me: uggghhh FINE I will stop at the gas station.

****LATER THIS EVENING:****

My sink: *has all my bowls and tea mugs in it*

Me: okay I don't actually care about this problem for tonight I am not planning on eating soup or tea

Me: …yeah but if i do end up being stuck in a time loop starting tomorrow it is going to SUCK to have only dirty tea cups in the morning forever

Me: uuuuughhhh okay clean sink it is

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I hate this. My brain must have an extremely low opinion of me to even try it, and it worked.

But hey, I don't have to try to remember to leave 5 min early tomorrow for a gas run?