Laugh At Me

[marvelcapsicle-deactivated20210]

all these people saying taika will ruin star wars the way he ruined thor like can you imagine having no taste at all :/

[nudityandnerdery]

This is exactly why I want Taika to make a Star Wars movie. He’s already made movies where he took Thor and vampires, two subjects that were way too easy for people to make into overwrought, over-serious movies, and made them these hilarious, loving pieces about them that capture the absurdities in the best way without insulting me for loving them, and goddammit that is precisely what Star Wars needs.

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

[ewaneneollav]

timmy turner: i wish anybody who dies goes to hell no matter what

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gahdamnpunk]

Landlord tears are among few things that make me happy these days

[meangirlnurse]

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

[meangirlnurse]

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

[meangirlnurse]

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

[crafty-butch]

update: we underestimated him

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

why are your doors closed to the public 

[evil-dad-evil]

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

[meangirlnurse]

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

[numberlover1729]

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

[meangirlnurse]

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

[meangirlnurse]

update:

[the-one-the-only-derpghost]

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

[meangirlnurse]

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

[meangirlnurse]

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

[meangirlnurse]

HOW

[crafty-butch]

[meangirlnurse]

this is our current game plan. stay tuned

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

@incendiaglacies

[lazy-cat-corner]

Don’t cats get more frustrated when they can’t see what’s on the other side of a door?

[omghotmemes]

stopping the movie to read the joke :D

[lazy-cat-corner]

OH MY GOD! I-😂😂😂

[lazy-cat-corner]

Robert Pattinson: I’m Batman!

Stephanie Meyer releasing Midnight Sun and ready to drag him back into hell:

[bellas-strawberryshampoo]

2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book

[justdailynews]

[dailylaughsforyou]

Every Liar Who Got Called out Online Since 2010 (x)

[shubni]

Chris really just outed you

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[antiquery]

*zeus voice* i love all my children equally! ares, athena, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* hepatitis

[fiightingdreamers]

i think about the fact that somebody chose to end a multimillion dollar franchise movie on this scene at least once a week

[alarmingpenguin]

Please, somebody send he

[alarmingpenguin]