Derpghost's thing

some dumb guy who likes spiders and weird stuff. does art sometimes. terfs, bigots, w/e kindly bug off.

[bisexualmagnum]

[chipsncookies]

My experience summarised (parody of this quiz book)

[everythingfox]

All cats loves scratches behind their ears

(via)

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hey, you. I… I couldn’t help but notice you are having a rough day… May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

[ninjakitten1699]

@sibillascribbles08

[godlikevampire]

Thank you these are very good snuggie rats

Sir… please Sir…May I..May I have s-some…some more??????????????

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

*extends my hand and gently places them in your palm*

[thisismisha]

Thank you op

[mute-chaos]

Thank you op, but um can I ask for more please?

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[scattereda]

Here’s my badly lit addition :)

[anelfisfinetoo]

Some modest additions…

[endy-manny]

…Here’s my rats too

[skiesofpurple]

@solitarelee

[empresstress13]

@katalyna-rose

[katalyna-rose]

A couple of my favorites for you!

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[toktiks]

by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok

[kaaramel]

video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn.

Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?”

The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in such a way that their shadow ceases to resemble a human and perfectly forms an upward-pointing arrow. The cameraperson dissolves into laughter.

[carnival-phantasm]

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

this would be funnier if any of you knew geography

[theinfiknight]

Someone explain the joke please

[ahagia-sophia]

Italy is gone

[theinfiknight]

Italy?

[theinfiknight]

Ah nvm looked it up apparently it's the name of a country. Thanks for explaining

[star-road18]

More than one bone? Idk that's kinda sus (and terrifying)

[bk-poetry]

👍 by alnajar09

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

call that a [joke pending]

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

call that an HRT monitor

[laimfunk]

The silly shenanigans of a dog and his boy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stream]

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. Henry Selick

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s law that this be reblogged every November 1st <3

[snowflakeeel]

in 2020 this hits different

[aberrantemotion]

OP got into an oddly polite cryptids car by mistake and they just gave them a free ride

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[pandora-s-shit-deactivated20220]

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

[devinwolfi]

bold of you to assume im not

[joyfully-it-devours]

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[oysters-aint-for-me]

birdy.., !’

[meow-moment]

Yep that's what it's like