[neooyokio1]

HOW DO I LOG OUT FROM THE TUMBKR APP

[neooyokio1]

oh goddamn it

[neonprotagonist]

hannibal lecter did all of that because he is a gemini.

[neonprotagonist]

i’m not talking about the crimes by the way i mean the thousand dollar plaid suits

[seasidelemon-deactivated2023120]

will: I'd like a grilled cheese.

waittress: of course coming right up sir

hannibal: interesting... when one applies heat to the square slice of cheese on your sandwich, it will undergo a metamorphosis. What was once a solid now becomes liquid...perhaps too much so to contain between slices of toasted bread. Yet we will still call it cheese. Tell me Will, have you become difficult to contain under the heat of your past? Or are you still an innocent slice of cheese,

[confield]

Portrait of the Artist

[crowded-street]

[sasukecrimes-deactivated2020091]

you clock into your miserable minimum wage job at applebee’s and pray nothing stupid happens today and then these bitches walk in

[snapsicle]

[ubashaaa-archived]

:o     :p

[adultswim5000]

your url shows what you want most in life

[mcdotjpg]

Okay, yeah, I’ll bite. 

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me when i’m drowning

[millionfish]

you were supposed to leeeave

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i have no idea how he accomplished this

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose

[blackpyrefly]

the only “fesh pince” i know is a little pince of fesh basil in my pasta sauce am i right

[iamoutofideas]

you are wrong

[roboco-san]

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

[roboco-san]

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]