That's why my blog is so big, it's full of secrets

I'm Lana.

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Saved some money on DNA test

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My passenger wanted to ride topless. Never had so many head turns in my life.

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Asian restaurant in Stockholm going the extra mile.

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He woke up and stared like this for a whole minute. I think he was having flashbacks.

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Found this in a history textbook, My man is trying to grab some booty

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My 11 year old son left this for someone to find in Walmart. I’ve got a real comedian on my hands here.

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Grammy! Noooooooo!

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need some help identifying this wildlife

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i need what she has

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Some set designer scored a win...from my local gardening tv program.

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My wife bought and made me (her 50+ year old husband) "Trains, Planes and Automobiles" pasta because she thought I'd like it. She's too cute

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EZ W for the dog. 😂

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Pride Month. (source in comments)

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Instead of the usual beach attire, my family did our portrait as goth this year. [oc]

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Don't say bong dude.

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My loving wife spent hours on this Harry Potter broom cake for our kid and I'm a horrible husband

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I can see similarities