I Have Never Been Wise

All life is danger

[neophytefool]

People who are saying things like “making fitz and fool romantic minimises their bond”. You’re not understanding fitz and fool are NOT PLATONIC.

The fool is VERY clear during the quarrel that he has romantic feelings for Fitz.

You CAN debate what Fitz thinks, but the fool is clear that his feelings are romantic. Therefore their relationship is NOT simply platonic.

So please stop saying it takes away from their bond. IT IS THEIR BOND. It doesn’t make it cheap or less than. Now go reread the quarrel if you can’t understand.

[neophytefool]

ALSO JUST TO ADD because I see it so much on other social media platforms - you can’t just say Beloved doesn’t romantically love Fitz and your only reason being “I’m queer and I love my friends”

Please read the books again, I’ll cry

[neophytefool]

People who are saying things like “making fitz and fool romantic minimises their bond”. You’re not understanding fitz and fool are NOT PLATONIC.

The fool is VERY clear during the quarrel that he has romantic feelings for Fitz.

You CAN debate what Fitz thinks, but the fool is clear that his feelings are romantic. Therefore their relationship is NOT simply platonic.

So please stop saying it takes away from their bond. IT IS THEIR BOND. It doesn’t make it cheap or less than. Now go reread the quarrel if you can’t understand.

[thisbeautifuldelirium]

it’s so interesting to me the way fitz does not describe all of his interactions with the fool. like this man is writing down every interaction he’s ever had with anyone describing it in detail and then when it comes to the fool he’s like yeah….. he asked me to sleep with him so i did! that’s all there is to that! we didn’t talk about anything worth noting and nothing gay happened at all! like ok man whatever.

[neophytefool]

I’ve said it before but the thing that makes the LEAST amount of sense in all of Realm of The Elderlings is when Beloved LEFT BUCK WITHOUT KNOWING IF FITZ WAS OK in fools fate. I’m sorry that DOESNT align AT ALL with the characters. It’s STUPID.

[neophytefool]

Top moments from TCOPTP in no particular order.

1. The scene where Sirius plays Vienna in the bar.

2. Orion’s Funeral scene.

3. Find me somebody to love.

4. “I’d do moony”

5. The scene where Regulus is bitten and then (I forgot her name) storms in looking for Tomny and Crouch is just like… this happen a lot?

Okay bye now :)

[prophetandcatalyst]

I completely forgot I did this! I must have done it earlier this year but my mind completely deleted it from my memory.

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[neophytefool]

Not enough people talk about how awful starling treats Hap btw. I mean she treats a lot of people awfully but leave hap alone.

[catsvkis]

a fool and a queen

[perfectmanisperfect]

bro like he did not no COULD NOT put him down to kill the pale woman. HE COULDNT PUT HIM DOWN. he took him somewhere that wasn’t cold. he didn’t put him down. HE COULDNT. HIS dream!!!??? he said he couldn’t abandon him again?? the endless cycle of leaving and reuniting and leaving.

BRO

how is their any world where i read fools fate and then make peace with them parting at the end.

[fitzlovedcomplex]

I keep getting pissed off. A pretty little sigh. His supple waist. Stop showing off for the Fool. Tracing his features in light. FitzChivalry when I find you.

[fanartandnonsense]

“I spoke into his panting mouth” is a sentence that simply cannot be interpreted platonically bye

[fanartandnonsense]

“Tell me. Does she look like me at all?'

“No.” Yes. The twin peaks of her upper lip. Her long pale lashes against her cheeks. Her blonde hair, curly as mine, wild as his had been. Her round chin, not the Fool's as he was now but twin to him as a child.

“Oh, how you lie!” the Fool rejoiced. “She does! I know it in your affronted silence. Bee looks like me! Yours and mine and doubtless the most beautiful and clever child that ever existed!”

“She is that.” Don't think of his ridiculous claim.

Of all the people I could lie to, I'd always been best at lying to myself.

[fitzbeloveds]

chade and beloved arguing over fitz's loyalty is so funny when you consider the "a gold man holds the wolf on a chain that goes to his heart" prophecy. fitz never had any chance, his ass belongs to beloved

[neophytefool]

Farseer trilogy is just diary of a wimpy kid (depressed mode).

[neophytefool]

FitzChivlary Farseer. Just because you didn’t put down in your journal that you made out with the fool doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. We all know it did.

[neophytefool]

I forgot how sad the end of AssQuest is??

“Perhaps somewhere there is a toy maker who makes puppets that are a delight and a marvel. I hope he wears an earring of silver and blue. The finger prints he left on my wrist are a dusky grey. I think I will always miss him”

WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS REMIND ME??? IM HEART BROKEN

[neophytefool]

Can you imagine if the main character of RoTE was perceptive?? Boy o boy it’d be a whole different kettle of fish