* 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 : a selection of roleplay ask prompts taken from various gordon ramsay quotes from “ kitchen nightmares ”. any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses. perfect if you’re looking for interactions involving profanity, insults and arguments.
❝ i wouldn’t even trust you to run a bath ! ❞ ❝ oh my god ! now he's setting himself on fire ! ❞ ❝ wow, what a fucking sponge. ❞ ❝ who cares if you're on fucking prozac, don't worry about that. ❞ ❝ you're so full of fucking shit that you'd make a great politician. ❞ ❝ you’re a donkey ! ❞ ❝ what is it you want ? a fight ? ❞ ❝ i'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking arse, let me tell you that. ❞ ❝ do the fuck what you want to do. but don't fuck with me. got it ? ❞ ❝ now i know the exact problem in here. i’m staring at it. ❞ ❝ i am not going to stand there and even attempt to take that crap from you. ❞ ❝ honestly, i've seen enough. let's get the fuck out of here. ❞ ❝ it's not possible for someone to have his head so far up his arsehole. fuck me. ❞ ❝ you must be out of your tiny mind ! ❞ ❝ you're just massaging your fucking ego. ❞ ❝ were you intoxicated at the time ? ❞ ❝ you’ve got a brain. use it. ❞ ❝ what the fuck are you on ? what the fuck are you on ? ❞ ❝ i will go straight to hell. ❞ ❝ HEY, PANINI-HEAD ! LISTEN TO ME ! ❞ ❝ this is not a romantic eat-out, this is a valentine fucking massacre ! ❞ ❝ it's like somebody's pissed in my soup. ❞ ❝ wow. let's start off with 0 out of 10 for presentation. ❞ ❝ jesus. i’d rather get fucking divorced. ❞ ❝ you're fucking delusional. ❞ ❝ YOU ARE SO IN DENIAL, YOU NEED THERAPY ! ❞ ❝ i don't want you smelling that, no, not with your state of health, i don't want you in a coma. ❞ ❝ are they trying to put me in a hospital for two years ? i mean, it's bad. it is bad. ❞ ❝ no, you're not eating that. no, no, no. ❞ ❝ i can't teach you that ! that's called common sense ! ❞ ❝ would you mind just blessing my food ? ❞ ❝ it's not just about the carrots. carrots are just a fucking example of 20 things that have gone wrong ! ❞ ❝ i’m deeply sorry your feelings were hurt. ❞ ❝ hate me, don't hate the wings. ❞ ❝ how sad is that ? honestly, come on. how fucking depressing is that ? ❞ ❝ holy mackerel. look at the size of that thing. ❞ ❝ i have never ever ever ever EVER, believed in someone as little as i believe in you ! ❞ ❝ do you see how slimy my hand is ?! ❞ ❝ LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS PLACE ! it's fucking ridiculous ! ❞ ❝ you’re supposed to put salt on the fucking food ! ❞ ❝ you’re going to kill someone ! tell him in his language he’s going to kill someone ! ❞ ❝ my gran could do better and she’s dead ! ❞ ❝ i don’t give a FUCK what anyone says ! ❞ ❝ you can't push an inherently-faulty concept. that's like shining a turd... absolutely futile. ❞ ❝ you fucking donut ! of course you don’t microwave a salad ! ❞ ❝ this guy is seriously off his fucking trolley ! ❞ ❝ i’ve never met such a fucking hard-arse stubborn bullshitter in all my life. ❞ ❝ executive chef ? certified dick ! ❞ ❝ he's fucking dead. a dead lobster! yeah, he's gone. ❞ ❝ un-fucking-believeable ! ❞ ❝ you’ve taught every chef in the world how not to cook. ❞ ❝ the fish is cooked to fuck, there’s shit and piss all over the place... ❞ ❝ then prove him fucking wrong ! ❞ ❝ thank god you’re not as stubborn as your dad ! ❞ ❝ in a nutshell, we have sleepy, dopey, and grumpy. who am i ? snow fucking white ? ❞ ❝ when you take a bite of that, it's almost like you've got a breaded condom in your mouth. ❞ ❝ wow. they're dreadful. i sure wouldn't put my name on that. i wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that. ❞ ❝ "definitely old" ?! it's green ! smell that. ❞ ❝ those poor fuckers out there are eating this. ❞ ❝ "oh, i've never seen that before!" ? THEN OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES ! ❞ ❝ hey, you need a little diaper changing ? that time of night ? a little poo-poo? crapped your pants ? ❞ ❝ the atmosphere in here is horrific. what's going on ? ❞ ❝ where the fuck is that from in italy ? ❞ ❝ THEY'RE MOULDY, YOU PILLOCK ! ❞ ❝ YOU BULLSHITTING LITTLE FUCKER !! ❞ ❝ IF YOU WERE MY BRIGADE, I WOULD'VE FIRED YOU FUCKING SIXTEEN YEARS AGO ! YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU ! ❞ ❝ looks like one of the worst urine samples you could ever give. ❞ ❝ i mean, that's just grease. there's more grease in this plate than there is in the greek isles. ❞ ❝ you can't even tell me the truth. do you know why ? because you don't know and you're a fucking joke ! ❞