#starter prompts

[ohisms]

✱ ˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝓣IME WILL TELL ... ( a collection of dialogue prompts originating from syfy's warehouse 13 SEASON 02. adjust phrasing / gendered terms as necessary, mature themes present. will be updated. )

are you getting a vibe?

... so that's how it works.

i've never been so happy to see you.

how could you possibly have survived?

i promised myself i wouldn't cry.

i'd recommend 24 hours isolation from light.

i'll take care of it all.

welcome to the future. let's change it, shall we?

i don't want to watch any more of that.

i know it's hard, NAME, but it's right there in front of us.

innocent people don't run.

looks like something heavy was dragged through here.

this place just gets more interesting every day.

really? that's your first thought?

nothing like a little 'war of the worlds' to put a toddler to sleep.

i'll explain when i get there.

... here? you're coming to LOCATION?

how do you not have jet lag?

no, that'd be like shooting off a big red flare.

there's no reason for me not to get my groove on.

you don't look like much of a threat to me.

i thought you might be trouble, coming in late.

the best place to hide is right out in the open.

i didn't think anyone was still here.

i seem to have left my ITEM here.

why call when i can fly 5,000 miles ... in coach!

i needed to talk to someone who knows me.

do you plan on running for the rest of your life? — because that's what it's going to take to get me off of your back.

i think i can take the risk. don't make me regret it.

will there ever come a time where you do as you are told?

perhaps you'd like to tell me why you're ransacking my home.

i thought english people were supposed to be polite.

don't they all turn on you eventually? men.

you've really held onto some anger.

that explains why my head still hurts.

don't speculate about things of which you know nothing.

the world was a different place.

do all your dates work out this way?

i'll admit it ... i thought she was hot.

in this job, there's no such thing as 'no such thing'.

are you alright? i thought you were supposed to be in the hospital.

you don't remember. you've been having lapses, blackouts.

you tried to kill me.

i can either run or lecture, i can't do both.

when do i get one of those?

do not deviate one iota from what i'm about to tell you.

this place is full of booby traps.

if you're gonna grab me like that, i need some sweet talk.

it should be me driving right now!

all said and done, that wasn't terribly difficult.

so a long way to go for nothing, eh, NAME?

i'm disappointed, but not surprised.

i wanted you to see what i saw.

all this time i thought i knew the truth. i'm sorry, NAME.

if anybody should be shellshocked, it should be me.

you? YOU were the victim?

go easy. we've all been through a lot.

thanks... for coming after me.

okay, why is everyone hugging all the time around here?

you're gonna have to chase me.

how do we navigate once we're in there?

i've been thinking about this for a very long time.

why on earth would you do that?

so NAME... NAME's cute.

we've seen stranger things.

since i knew what to look for, it wasn't hard to find a pattern.

something you'd like to share?

that only makes me more curious.

i appreciate the advice, but can we just get back to work?

just try not to be 12 years old, okay?

NAME? NAME, what's happening?

it just happened, it was like a nightmare. i couldn't help.

i couldn't help, i had to just stand there and watch.

that's easier said than done.

i'm gonna say yes, you're gonna say no, but i'm right.

no, i meant for me. black, no sugar.

i'm here to take your pictures. ready to be beautiful?

what did NAME ever do to you?

relax, NAME, you'll get wrinkles.

it's like a game of gay clue.

explain to me again why i'm doing this and you're cowering 10 feet away.

it's more like a pie - slash - coffee ... summit.

just... you know, be yourself.

i guess i've just had too much caffeine today.

how many of these things can you drink, anyways?

why all the questions about my past?

i was wondering if you had any sisterly advice.

you know, i'm always amazed at the correlation between being beautiful and being a complete bitch.

with one look, i could stop a war. or start one.

when i'm out there, i tear out my soul and offer it up for everyone to see.

sounds to me like you're glad she's dead.

i'm just curious about the people i work with.

i wonder if the next girl will ask what happened to you.

you've got a pretty whacked-out definition of hurt.

they could afford to pay.

they're the good ones, not legal here yet.

you're gonna go home, and you're gonna call in sick.

i couldn't believe it when you finally called.

what kind of advice is 'be yourself'?

are you decent? you know what, screw it, i'm coming in.

don't you dare laugh.

i don't want you to go out there.

what? no fight, no argument?

you don't ever listen to me.

i'm not the pretty one.

i can't say it to the back of your head either.

NAME, you are a stunningly beautiful woman.

wait a minute, i came here to talk you out of it!

you are gonna tell me EVERYTHING.

i hope it hurt, like you've hurt me.

well, can i interest you in ... staying alive?

you've been peddling a second chance at life.

lay off, we might need this guy.

do you doubt that my friend wants to beat you to death?

the doctors say you're doing great.

i'm not giving up on you, don't you give up.

you and i, we're never gonna happen.

everything i did was for you.

how many innocent lives has your vitality cost?

i'm so glad to see you looking like the old you.

you didn't make me a trainwreck.

i hate that, don't use that word– 'cute'.

stop trying to confuse me!

guess how many croissants i shoved into my mouth?

should i have worn something more business suit-ey?

how'd it go with the police?

you would've done something, stayed calm at least. i totally freaked out.

i know what it's like to do good work and no one notices.

you think i'm involved? you're out of your mind.

pressure is good. it makes you win.

you seem kind of new at this.

if i need anything, i'll circle back.

i'm sorry you had to come all the way to LOCATION just for this.

i place myself in your hands.

maybe i'm wrong, but ... are NAME and NAME sitting in a tree?

instinct is just a fancy way of saying i've done this 1,000 times.

human beings are predictable. people rarely surprise you.

it seems we're forever destined to meet at gunpoint.

you are going back to prison.

the brain requires ... oxygen to ... speak.

i'm not a killer.

he would have quite happily killed all of you.

did you just happen to show up?

if you didn't believe me just a little, you would've shot me by now.

he can't find you in here. he hasn't met me yet.

i'm wondering what you're doing messing around with my things.

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* 𝐊𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 :   a selection of roleplay ask prompts taken from various gordon ramsay quotes from  “ kitchen nightmares ”.  any of these prompts may be modified accordingly to fit your muses.  perfect if you’re looking for interactions involving profanity, insults and arguments.

❝ i wouldn’t even trust you to run a bath ! ❞ ❝ oh my god ! now he's setting himself on fire ! ❞ ❝ wow, what a fucking sponge. ❞ ❝ who cares if you're on fucking prozac, don't worry about that. ❞ ❝ you're so full of fucking shit that you'd make a great politician. ❞ ❝ you’re a donkey ! ❞ ❝ what is it you want ? a fight ? ❞ ❝ i'm not here to blow smoke up your fucking arse, let me tell you that. ❞ ❝ do the fuck what you want to do. but don't fuck with me. got it ? ❞ ❝ now i know the exact problem in here. i’m staring at it. ❞ ❝ i am not going to stand there and even attempt to take that crap from you. ❞ ❝ honestly, i've seen enough. let's get the fuck out of here. ❞ ❝ it's not possible for someone to have his head so far up his arsehole. fuck me. ❞ ❝ you must be out of your tiny mind ! ❞ ❝ you're just massaging your fucking ego. ❞ ❝ were you intoxicated at the time ? ❞ ❝ you’ve got a brain. use it. ❞ ❝ what the fuck are you on ? what the fuck are you on ? ❞ ❝ i will go straight to hell. ❞ ❝ HEY, PANINI-HEAD ! LISTEN TO ME ! ❞ ❝ this is not a romantic eat-out, this is a valentine fucking massacre ! ❞ ❝ it's like somebody's pissed in my soup. ❞ ❝ wow. let's start off with 0 out of 10 for presentation. ❞ ❝ jesus. i’d rather get fucking divorced. ❞ ❝ you're fucking delusional. ❞ ❝ YOU ARE SO IN DENIAL, YOU NEED THERAPY ! ❞ ❝ i don't want you smelling that, no, not with your state of health, i don't want you in a coma. ❞ ❝ are they trying to put me in a hospital for two years ? i mean, it's bad. it is bad. ❞ ❝ no, you're not eating that. no, no, no. ❞ ❝ i can't teach you that ! that's called common sense ! ❞ ❝ would you mind just blessing my food ? ❞ ❝ it's not just about the carrots. carrots are just a fucking example of 20 things that have gone wrong ! ❞ ❝ i’m deeply sorry your feelings were hurt. ❞ ❝ hate me, don't hate the wings. ❞ ❝ how sad is that ? honestly, come on. how fucking depressing is that ? ❞ ❝ holy mackerel. look at the size of that thing. ❞ ❝ i have never ever ever ever EVER, believed in someone as little as i believe in you ! ❞ ❝ do you see how slimy my hand is ?! ❞ ❝ LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS PLACE ! it's fucking ridiculous ! ❞ ❝ you’re supposed to put salt on the fucking food ! ❞ ❝ you’re going to kill someone ! tell him in his language he’s going to kill someone ! ❞ ❝ my gran could do better and she’s dead ! ❞ ❝ i don’t give a FUCK what anyone says ! ❞ ❝ you can't push an inherently-faulty concept. that's like shining a turd... absolutely futile. ❞ ❝ you fucking donut ! of course you don’t microwave a salad ! ❞ ❝ this guy is seriously off his fucking trolley ! ❞ ❝ i’ve never met such a fucking hard-arse stubborn bullshitter in all my life. ❞ ❝ executive chef ? certified dick ! ❞ ❝ he's fucking dead. a dead lobster! yeah, he's gone. ❞ ❝ un-fucking-believeable ! ❞ ❝ you’ve taught every chef in the world how not to cook. ❞ ❝ the fish is cooked to fuck, there’s shit and piss all over the place... ❞ ❝ then prove him fucking wrong ! ❞ ❝ thank god you’re not as stubborn as your dad ! ❞ ❝ in a nutshell, we have sleepy, dopey, and grumpy. who am i ? snow fucking white ? ❞ ❝ when you take a bite of that, it's almost like you've got a breaded condom in your mouth. ❞ ❝ wow. they're dreadful. i sure wouldn't put my name on that. i wouldn't even put my enemy's name on that. ❞ ❝ "definitely old" ?! it's green ! smell that. ❞ ❝ those poor fuckers out there are eating this. ❞ ❝ "oh, i've never seen that before!" ? THEN OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES ! ❞ ❝ hey, you need a little diaper changing ? that time of night ? a little poo-poo? crapped your pants ? ❞ ❝ the atmosphere in here is horrific. what's going on ? ❞ ❝ where the fuck is that from in italy ? ❞ ❝ THEY'RE MOULDY, YOU PILLOCK !  ❞ ❝ YOU BULLSHITTING LITTLE FUCKER !! ❞ ❝ IF YOU WERE MY BRIGADE, I WOULD'VE FIRED YOU FUCKING SIXTEEN YEARS AGO ! YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU ! ❞ ❝ looks like one of the worst urine samples you could ever give. ❞ ❝ i mean, that's just grease. there's more grease in this plate than there is in the greek isles. ❞ ❝ you can't even tell me the truth. do you know why ? because you don't know and you're a fucking joke ! ❞

[angelprompts]

send “🎲” (or "dice") for me to randomize the following settings and write you a starter set within whichever one we get ♡ happy developing ᵔᴗᵔ

*feel free to take or leave anything after the bolded words! i added them to help spark inspiration but you don't have to follow them as it's written

an art museum shortly before closing, there is no one else in the art exhibition except them

their teenage bedroom but the room is empty except for a few cardboard boxes full of their old things

an old church that has chipped wood and broken windows

an empty playground at night, one of street light's lightbulbs seems to be dying as it flickers across the street

stuck in an elevator, it's been almost an hour and there's still no sign that help is on the way

an 80s/90s themed mall where a few of the stores actually feature real clothes from that era

a cemetery at 3am sharp, the fog is making it hard to see even though they have flashlights

a picnic that's set up in the middle of a grassy field, the sun has just started to set

the beach on a sunny day, the sound of children laughing in the distance alongside the seagulls begging for food

a grocery store past midnight, the only other people in the store are the workers

an empty hallway of a hospital, it's dark outside and the overhead light in this hallway are dimmed

a grungy motel room in a motel that definitely has rats living in the walls

a college party in a fraternity / sorority house, the music is a tad too loud and they're running out of food

a dressing room full of performers after a big performance, there's a bouquet of flowers with a note attached laying on their vanity

an empty dressing room hours after a big performance, there's a bouquet of flowers with a note attached laying on their vanity

outside of a train station at midnight, the air is cold and there's a light drizzle

a crowded nightclub on new years eve, the countdown to midnight is just about to start

their dining room but there's a blizzard outside, nobody is getting in or out of the house for the next day or two

the waiting room of a detective's office in the early hours of the morning

beside a broken down vehicle on one of the back roads, you're an hour away from town and nobody ever uses the back roads anymore

the driver and passengers seats while driving for the past 2 hours, they're starting to think they may have taken a wrong turn

[inboxinspirations]

30 Scenario Starters: Our Muses Share A Hotel Room

"Do you really don't have a problem sharing a room with me?"

"The bed is way too small. No way we both can sleep on that thing."

"You booked the honeymoon suite?"

"I need a mattress like this at home."

"I'm calling room service. Do you want anything?"

"I'm having trouble believing this was the last available room."

"There is no way this has been cleaned."

"How long do we have to stay here?"

"We should have stayed home."

"It smells weird in here."

"I don't think I can sleep in here."

"There's a jacuzzi in the bathroom. Heck yeah!"

"Only one bed?"

"You snore!"

"You don't get dibs on the wardrobe. Where am I going to put my stuff then?"

"The carpet looks like a dead animal got dragged all over it. Gross."

"Shut up! I'm trying to sleep."

"I won't be able to sleep in this mess. I'm cleaning up."

"Did you know this place is rumored to be haunted?"

"Someone just knocked. Did you order room service?"

"I can sleep on the sofa. You can sleep on the bed."

"What a nice room. The bed is so cozy."

"I'd rather sleep under a bridge than share a bed with you."

"Quit hogging the blanket!"

"Do you think they will notice if we take a towel or two?"

"They put little chocolates on the pillows. How cute!"

"Did you know you talk in your sleep?"

"Can you turn off the lights? I'm trying to sleep."

"Did you sleep okay?"

"I can't sleep."

[berrycomms]

ˎˊ˗╰┈➤ ℌ𝔞𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 ℌ𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔩

a dialogue prompt collection from season one of haunted hotel (2025)

This vessel requires fruit loops!

Aw. I’d let you stab me if I could!

No prison can contain my power!

You guys really need to learn black magic.

A lot of them have murder experience.

Obviously, I’m not sending you to some void.

It’s me. It’s [Name]. From hell.

[Name], I don’t love your rules, but I like ’em better than an eternal void.

I dropped out in fifth grade and turned out fine.

We’re summoning light in the hallways until the power is back.

[Name]’s teaching me how to threaten people. I’m getting pretty good.

I was too busy when I was alive.

I get the bones.

Something about dying outside makes you, uh… mm, funny.

It’s not my fault! I was just looking for secret passageways!

Wait, so he was Canadian, pretending to be British, pretending to be American? Why?

It’s a demon thing. In Hell, dating is when you choke somebody with a prune.

These cats are ruining my life, and no one believes me.

Gentlemen, can we do battle without doing property damage?

The fact that you feel the need to perform for me means we’re bonding.

You think mere impalement will stop me?

If you kill my sister, we are no longer friends!

You’re a dreamer, a caretaker, a performer, a cat!

If you guys can hear me, there’s still time to fight!

You raised the dead?

I’ll do it if I can wear my oldman makeup.

The man in the cloak won’t bother us if we don’t bother him.

[scrapmemes]

prompts from ...

THE FARSIDE by Gary Larson

"Millions of people in this city, and look who I rear-end."

"It's time we face reality, my friend... we're not exactly rocket scientists."

“For the one-hundredth time in as many days—I HAVEN’T GOT A QUARTER!”

“Well, it was a private table.”

“Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Stop the music! … Something’s wrong here!”

“I can’t stand it. … They’re so cute when they sit like that.”

“I dunno. We’re just so far up, I think this would be better on the tube.”

“Well, I suppose you’re all wondering why I’ve asked you here today. … Ha! I’ve always wanted to say that.”

"...And stop putting curses on each other-"

“Uh-oh, [ name ] ... someone seems to be checking you out.”

"Say... what's a mountain goat doing way up here in a cloud bank?"

"Now this end is called the thagomizer ... after the late Thag Simmons."

"You're sick, [ name ]! ...Sick, sick, sick!

"If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings."

“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”

"Thanks for coming. Something's wrong — everything just seems a little too quiet and normal today."

“Uh-oh, [ name ] … it’s the slimelord.”

“It’s no use. I drink and I drink, and I still can’t forget.”

“What the? … Another little casket?”

“You folks like flies? Well, wait till you see the parlor!”

“Thank God! … It was only a cat!”

“Well, don’t look at me, idiot! … I said we should’ve flown!”

“Hey, wait a minute! This is grass! We’ve been eating grass!”

“Now wait just a minute here. … How are we supposed to know you’re the real Angel of Death?”

"Woah! Watch where that thing lands — we'll probably need it."

"I can't believe it! ... I was just talking to him yesterday!"

[thedragonsprompts]

various things spoken in an adventuring party

a little assortment of quotes and sayings i've found doom scrolling through pinterest that i think an adventuring party would say during their never ending perilous adventures . please do not copy/repost or add to this list, thank you!

Affectionate ‘ thank you for loving me when i still tasted of heartache and war ’ ‘ i would rather die because i betrayed them than live because i betrayed you ’  ‘ i believe you are my fate ’ ‘ why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? ’ ‘ tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway ’  ‘ you look at me like there is something in me worth looking at ’ ‘ it terrifies me what i would do for you ’ ‘ why do i need anyone else when you exist? ’ ‘ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry ’ ‘ you allow the world to think you’re a heartless monster, but you’re not. ’ 

Banter ‘ i have longed to throw something at you; a chair, a fireball , myself. ’ ‘ playing too many little games might get you in trouble, darling ’ ‘ you are an absolutely stunning, murderous little creature ’ ‘ clever as the devil and twice as pretty ’ ‘ a knife? are you flirting with me? ’ ‘ it's all lies, darling. ’ ‘ it seems you respond best to displays of violence. ’ ‘ you have a chilling lack of ethics. ’

Tragedy ‘ i won’t bury another friend ’ ‘ we are good people, and we have suffered enough ’ ‘ that person is never coming back ’ ‘ this freedom tastes like ashes ’ ‘ am i supposed to be grateful that i survived this? ’  ‘ where are these so-called-gods when you need them so much? ’  ‘ bad things happen when angry people grieve ’ ‘ some children are simply born with tragedy in their blood’

Fierce ‘ i am not violent.i am not malicious. i am a result. ’  ‘ you cant burn what’s already been scorched ’ ‘ because fuck you, that’s why. ’ ‘ if i cannot bend heaven, i will raise hell ’ ‘ i won’t ever forgive them, but i still want them to beg for it. ’ ‘ we were born in their world. but they will die in ours ’ ‘ i was born to make the world shake at my fingertips ’ ‘ i wonder which will get you killed faster; your loyalty or your stubbornness? ’ ‘ i will either find a way, or i will make one. ’ ‘ if he puts his hands on you, cut them off. ’

Comedic Relief ‘ sometimes you put a bunch of misfits together and you get a family. sometimes you get a bunch of assholes. ’ ‘ yes, it’s dangerous. that’s why it’s fun. ’ ‘ not to brag, but at least six men have described me as ‘terrifying’. ’ ‘ if you don’t terrify people a little bit, then what’s the point? ’ ‘ as you can see, i’m not dead. ’ ‘ excuse me. I have to go make a scene. ’ ‘ what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck. ’ ‘ no matter what we do, it's probably not exactly legal. ’ ‘ can you shut the fuck up for one minute? i'm trying to pick this lock. ’