Electric Fish Magneto

[cacavape]

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

[poolboydivision]

I don’t believe such a thing exists

[cacavape]

[poolboydivision]

I was mistaken

[tran-syl-vania]

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

That nudity is inherently sexual

That people should be judged for their personal decisions

That yelling solves problems

That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about

That age correlates to importance

That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic

That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

[books-and-cookies]

Books keep me sane, books help me escape. Books are more precious to me than anything else.

[joshxdonna]

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

[lianneyy]

when two people kiss they create a really long tube with assholes on both ends

[lianneyy]

wtf is wrong with me

[spukhaus-deactivated20161028]

everything

[spacecamps-deactivated20201017]

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

[andro-queef]

This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

#because no one on tumblr has been to a party

[nephilimmonster]

nOTP: *holding hands*

me: isn't friendship just beautiful

OTP: *accidentally bumps into each other*

me: ...ohhHHMYYYY DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT ITS GETTING PHYSICAL HERE WHEW ITS CANON ITS OFFICIALLY CANON THEY ARE MARRIED AND POSSIBLY PREGNANT

[greelin]

in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance...

[nephilimmonster]

Top one, yes.... But that last one

[innerwreck]

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

that’s it. that’s the movie

[thighrabanks]

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

[vvntheshort-deactivated20220320]

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

im going to be this father

[chimcheese]

interviewer: so tell me a bit about yourself

me:

[auraofdawn]

LoK + twinkletoes

[shotbyhazelg]

The most valuable chart…

[deductionfreak]

[micaxiii]

yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

[radicalkind-deactivated20140712]

// I’m going to reblog this to help all RPers when it comes to descriptions

// Even if you’re a great RPer you still need this.

// To describe

// y’know

// the things

[pyonkotchi-moved]

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

[georgeslays]

Angelina Jolie presented with a honorary damehood by The Queen in recognition of her campaign to end sexual violence in war zones.

[turtlingturtle]

mortal instruments fandom: 

[mishasminions]

RELEVANT TO HUMANITY

[laurahowletted-blog]

Relevant to tumblr.

[d3rych]

Relevant to existence.

[neil-gaiman]

I am afraid this is actually a true thing, whether you want it to be true or not.