Mischief Managed

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.

[laurens-german]

I love you.

[zackisontumblr]

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

[funnytwittertweets]

[captorations]

pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and the oddly pointed shenanigans are winding down he hits you with “humans need fantasy to be human. to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape,” and knocks you into next wednesday

[catflowerqueen]

#YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT ARENT TRUE#HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME#god those words are engraved on my heart#gnu terry pratchett

[mxflint-original]

“Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does James Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that did not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain.”

[drgaellon]

GNU TERRY PRATCHETT

[hairasuntouchedaspartoftheamazon]

Gnu Terry Pratchett

[marveledits]

Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker

The Amazing Spiderman (2012)

[harinxtons]

[zofias]

I am Theresa Gray, daughter of a Greater Demon and Elizabeth Gray, who was born Adele Starkweather, one of your kind. I was the wife of William Herondale, who was the head of the London Institute, and I was the mother of James Herondale and Lucie Blackthorn. Will and I raised our Shadowhunter children to protect mundanes, to live by the Laws of Clave and Covenant, and to keep to the Accords. Once, I lived among the Shadowhunters. Once I might almost have seemed like a person to you.

[zainclaw]

what are people’s stance on the oxford comma these days?

[zainclaw]

[drinkpisspissblood]

You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically

[frodo-swaggins]

Schrödinger’s Canon

Otherwise known as anything written and conceived by JRR Tolkien

[taahko]

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace

[jeans-marrow]

“That’s enough,” Jem snarled, and started across the street. But Julian put a hand on his shoulder.

“Wait,”

JULIAN BLACKTHORN LET THE MAN GO WILD.

[delightfullyterrible]

You know shit is bad when Jem kindest-being-ever Carstairs gets mad

[laurenslafayette]

“I knew nothing but shadows, and I thought them real.”

— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray. (via wordsnquotes)

[moral-autism]

anyway for the record, yes, so-and-so did use girl power when she committed a bunch of murders. it's called girl power not girl ethics or girl qualms or girl wisdom or whatnot.

[hxrnyonmain-deactivated20220829]

Sorry I didn't get back to you it's just that I'm completely unfit for human interaction.

[ruzekburgess]

That was something else. A good something else?