lightwood & bane

foxtrot is gonna eat some french toast sticks.

[josuque-remade-deactivated20160]

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[sex--metal--barbie-blog]

nephilock im literally so lucky to have her tbh

[nephilock-blog]

very cute tumblr couple. :)

[nephilock-blog]

reblog if you love ice bear.

BECAUSE MY FAMILY LIKES PANDA AND GRIZZLY MORE.

[clareyfray]

The Signs Sorted into Hogwarts Houses

Hufflepuff:  Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn 

Slytherin:  Aries, Gemini, Virgo

Gryffindor: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio

Ravenclaw: Libra, Taurus, Leo

[tyrantisterror]

…no one calls me a Hufflepuff and lives.

[scatha5]

Why in the fuck are Scorpios Gryffindor?

[rendragonclaw]

Are you shitting me? With how introverted and weird Pisces and Aquarius tend to be, we’d be more likely to see them in Ravenclaw. And on the matter, why is Leo in Ravenclaw? Shouldn’t that be a dead ringer for Gryffindor? Nothing about this list makes sense.

[clareyfray]

I made it like this because i’m tired of seeing all the same signs in the same houses and i based it on people I know. surprisingly enough you can be a fucking cancer and be a gryffindor. you do realise that both star signs and the houses aren’t real, i don’t get why the hell people take this so personally jfc. i’m done

[nephilock-blog]

okay, it’s 2015, and no one is fucking rallying against Hufflepuff discrimination. LEGIT, I AM A HUFFLEPUFF, AND ALL Y’ALL NON-HUFFLEPUFF BITCHES THAT CALL US STUPID, OR USE IT AS AN INSULT, STAHP. YOU USE IT LIKE GEHY, YOU PRIVILEGED BASTARDS.

[nephilock-blog]

Team "Ready To Shove An ENTIRE Pumpkin Up My Ass": Sagittarius, Aquarius, Scorpio, Aries, Pisces, Leo

Team " It's Still August, You Animals": Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo, Gemini, Cancer, Libra

[thursday]

[nephilock-blog]

tfw you dance like waddles in that first gif.

[nephilock-blog]

HOW TO GET A LOVER

1. Lure them in with chocolate. Bitches love chocolate. 2. Offer them your old bike when they turn 15. 3. Fap right in front of them, pressuring them to do it to. Any partner would love that. 4. Take them out to a tent, alone. 5. Get naked. 6. Make sweet love to them. 7. Rinse and repeat about two times. 8. Leave them for a city bitch. 9. Return demanding to be taken back. 10. Become theirs again and continue to have steamy gay sex with them.

[nephilock-blog]

why do all the people i hate have to be in my favorite band’s fandom?

[nephilock-blog]

oh my god i just saw a discodeaky post kiiiiiiiill me.

[4you]

nephilock

Thank you!

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Am I following you? No (sincerest apologies) / I am now / Yes / Until death do us part

NO MORE PLEASE

[nephilock-blog]

eh, okay, i guess that’s fair.

[theworldofparabatai]

Tonight’s #FridayNightWtihTMI is done. Let us know, if you liked it #Shadowhunters, we love receiving messages from you!

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[nephilock-blog]

*bam dracula voice* but jaime campbell bower ugly. he so ugly. not me ugly. but ugly. put that kevin zegers back on.

[clareyfray]

tumblr is ruining the quality of my pictures :/

[nephilock-blog]

tumblr is ruining my soul but i’m not complaining

[nephilock-blog]

me: *in billy and mandy dracula voice* DRACULA DON'T LIKE THE SUN, HE ALSO DON'T WANT DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT.

[risarodil]

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[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[all-mirth-no-matter]

Ok, so here’s personal story time.

I went to Disney World Magic Kingdom today wearing this pink and white sun dress and my hair was in soft curls. My hair is sort of long, but you can’t really tell that from the picture.

Anyway, we were walking around for a little while, and then this mother walked up to me holding her daughter’s hand. At first I kind of got nervous because I don’t just get randomly talked to on the norm. But then the mother kind of embarrassingly said “I don’t mean to bother you dear, but my daughter here has been asking me non stop since she’s seen you if you were Sleeping Beauty and if it’s your day off.”

Ok, now I do not look like any Disney Princess. So I assumed she only thought this because of my hair and dress (I would imagine if Sleeping Beauty were walking around Disney in the summertime on her day off she would wear a pink sun dress. Or blue lol).

I looked down at the daughter, who was wearing a Sleeping Beauty kids dress and she was kind of hiding behind her mom and smiling. So instead of telling her no, this is what I did:

I bent down to my knees so I could be on her level and I said, “Oh Princess, you must have just woken up for behaving so silly. Obviously you are Princess Aurora, aren’t you?” I pointed to her dress. “It really is an honor to meet you. You’re my favorite Disney Princess.” By now she was giggling and moving out from behind her mom. “But I have to warn you. I heard that an evil sorceress is out to get you, so be careful. Make sure you be safe and stay away from spinning wheels!” I looked up at the girl’s mother who had the biggest smile on her face. “Ok Princess, you better get back to running the kingdom. And remember to always keep dreaming!” The girl then gave me a hug. When they were walking away the mother turned back to me and I noticed her eyes were watery. She mouthed “thank you”.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, gave me the most satisfying feeling I have ever had.

[sejient]

last time i went to disney land someone mistook me for a trash collector

[fueledby-fuentes]

I just spit everywhere

[callingalltheherondales]

it started out so nice…

[dieselbrainmod-deactivated20181]

[dekutree]

can’t believe arthur killed vegeta

[nasty-like-nas]