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A mish-mash of random things i find to be interesting enough to reblog. Blog pic courtesy link-is-a-dork (iirc). The longish pic behind it is a cut from the SAO Progressive Volume 003 cover. '94, gamer pleb, bi. I'm the lame guy who thinks up all the strategies but isn't cool enough to actually do it. on League I'm "N3RAZIM PRA3TOR", fell into TFT hell and never got out.

[pukicho]

Hello beautiful little freak. I love you, my beautiful little freak.

[nerazimpraetor]

(Immediately grows three feet taller to be 8'4")

Sorry what? I didn't hear you through the clouds

[pukicho]

If Kevin McAllister had to fight Godzilla, but he had government funding and one year of prep time, who would win?

Government funding? Kevin would request the construction of city-wide Rube Goldberg machines in which to prank Godzilla with, but the government would instead send $250,000,000 of Kevin's prank money to Israel, and after Kevin publicly complained about this on X, formerly known as Twitter, he'd be found dead in his penthouse six months before the fight was meant to take place - and then Godzilla would come and kill us all.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Boss encounter: Korean boy band whose five members have been grotesquely amalgamated into a single monstrous entity

idol-king

[nerazimpraetor]

Oh no, the true Saja Boy

[probablybadrpgideas]

Ring of the Ring.

Suplex anyone and anything as a full action.

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[probablybadrpgideas]

An RPG built entirely around Orange Cats fighting in Highlander duels under the idea that they'll be unstoppable and take over the world once they have the brain cell 24/7

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[probablybadrpgideas]

Potion of Healing is now available in vitamin gummies form.

*jams a handful into my unconscious friend's mouth and starts moving their jaw up and down*

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

So like, goodberry?

[nerazimpraetor]

Yeah but sometimes you get an odd flavour and it's like "?? Why??"

[probablybadrpgideas]

Potion of Healing is now available in vitamin gummies form.

*jams a handful into my unconscious friend's mouth and starts moving their jaw up and down*

[probablybadrpgideas]

Whenever the party does something annoying the GM gets to add a random post from this blog to the game world’s canon

do it, we dare you

[probablybadrpgideas]

The fabric of reality is invisibly fractured like glass, has been as long as known

The fractures leak energy, the source of the worlds magic, teleportation and messaging is essentially sending things along these fractures like roads

Some fractures pass totally into other worlds

The party accidently fixes the reality fabric, no more magic

Magical items don't recharge, magical creatures die out, spells just don't work

They're now just vaguely medieval people in a vaguely medieval world

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[probablybadrpgideas]

How about a scaled armour made of fresh pineapple slices created for protection from gelatinous cube?

doesn't pineapple have a similar ph to gastric juices? this is a bad idea because the cube will digest you faster!

[probablybadrpgideas]

Horrible, deadly disease contracted via repeated exposure to deus ex machinas.

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[probablybadrpgideas]

suggested names from the replies

Deus Ex Machinitis

Deusease ex Machina

Voting ended onAug 28, 2025

[probablybadrpgideas]

Every encounter is just the same wizard under increasingly absurd numbers of polymorphs. That goblin dies? It turns into a duck. Which turns into an octopus. Which turns into a demon. Which turns into a barmaid. Which turns into an old man. Which turns into a gelatinous cube. Which turns into...

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[probablybadrpgideas]

The REAL villains were (unfortunately) The Friends we made along the way 😔

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[probablybadrpgideas]

A bbeg who only repeats what the players have said throughout the campaign/one shot. Record each session, write down different likes you would use, and then use.

Because the bbeg has always, will always, and forever will be watching. Waiting.

:)

big bad evil kenku

[probablybadrpgideas]

Dreihänder

Bigger than a zweihänder, but blunt unless you're dehydrated

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[probablybadrpgideas]

demons who drink diluted holy water to get buzzed

[probablybadrpgideas]

McTeria, a unique strain of bacteria that only grows in a McDonalds

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[feistierermine]

This is why the ice cream machine is always out of order.