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Heroes in Crisis #9
Share this Bran of luck to get a job without any experience
Jason: I will never pity you, Dickface. I am the perpetual family disappointment, I pity no one.
Dick: Oh come on, you think you’re the family disappointment?
Jason: Well it sure as hell ain’t you, golden boy!
Dick: We’ll see about that. Bruce!
Bruce: Hm?
Dick: Who is the family disappointment?
Bruce:
Bruce:
Bruce: St–
Stephanie: NO!
Stephanie: Shut up shut up shut uuuupppp!
Stephanie: I cannot be the family disappointment because I am not a part of this family!
Stephanie: I don’t even go here!
Tim: You’re here all the time–
Stephanie: As your personal Kimmy Gibbler! Not a sister!
Stephanie: [to Bruce] I can’t believe you. I CANNOT believe you! Say it, Bruce, swear to God, SAY IT and I will slap you again!
Jason: Again?
Stephanie: I AM NOT THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT!
Stephanie: You know who is, Bruce? You. YOU ARE THE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT.
Stephanie: You haven’t done half the crap you should and YEAH I’m pulling out receipts because I INVENTED fake dying and when I got back no one was nice to me SO YOU DON’T GET ANY FREEBIES!
Stephanie: I’m leaving! Tell Cass I’m not talking to any of you and I broke up with Tim–
Tim: How is this my fault?!
Stephanie: –and that I’ll be at Gina’s on 5th for smoothies because SOME of us keep our promises and don’t just go ‘hey I’m back from the dead get out of my cave even though I’m a loser who got lost in time like a loser’ which, like, PATHETIC
Stephanie: [wads up leftover receipt from her purse and throws it at Bruce] BYE FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT
Stephanie: [slams door]
Jason:
Dick:
Tim:
Bruce:
Bruce:
Bruce: I was going to say ‘Stop’…
BAMF CASSANDRA CAIN
reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics
The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party
Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?
The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies
Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.
I don’t like that get them out
Okay…this is unsettling.
This post is actually my nightmare
Breaking News! You are full of eels!
#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)
we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures
i have great personal news:
✨✨✨IM FREE BITCH, REBAGEL FOR GREAT LUCK ✨✨✨
Anon asked: “Batboys going through a haunted house?”
I stepped it up to just add everyone 😂
@carryonmy-fandoms requested a cute batmom one where she just posts cute pictures of the bat fam and tries to figure out Instagram. I tried my best?
Kingdom Hearts??? More like
ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands
Someone: Hey what time is it?
Me: What?
Someone: Wha-
Me: It’s 3:20
This is actually a thing, while visual info takes 0.1 seconds to process, auditory infor can take 3 to 4 seconds to process, which is why you ask, and then actually hear the question because your brains only just processed it
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who
They’re pretty accurate
oh god why is this me lol help
I’m so glad this came back into my life
ahahahahahahah omg