O' Misty Eyes

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                                     He  is  a   book  far  out  of   reach,  his                                                  pages  worn with   the   cruelty  of  a                                                  time    you  do   not   know. They  fear                                                  being bent  and  ripped, torn  from                                                  the   spine    that    no    longer   carries                                                  his                                                 name.                                         THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

                                                           x

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                                                   @ofvalitus liked this for a starter. 

THE BLONDE walked through the streets; taking in every sight.       it wasn’t usual for her to venture so far out of the mountains, or        the passes that joined Ferelden to Orlais. but Redcliffe was        different. tales of it’s strange situation had reached the Silver Band’s       ears weeks ago. and the atmosphere in the town was eerie. there       was an obvious presence of mages, and magic; and strange robed       figures appearing too confidant to be recently freed mages. the        rumour she had heard was Tevinter. she had been trying to        gather information and spread hope in the same step. spreading       false rumours of the Royal caravan coming down the King’s        Highway. she had seen no such thing; but Hope said it would       inspire the people. 

PALE EYES veered up, nodding to one of her men who stood atop       the cliff; crouched with a bow. and then she slipped into the tavern,       and to her new ‘job’. a woman who worked there had agreed to let       her cover her work for a few days; not liking the new clientèle.        of course, she was late, and before she could talk to anyone she       was being chastised --- rather loudly. Fly hadn’t been told off since       her mother was alive. she bit her tongue, tied her apron, and       tried not to back answer. 

  INSTEAD she wandered the tables, approaching a male who       seemed to have neither food, nor drink.   ‘   how’re you doing?   ‘

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      can you guys like this if you’d like a starter? :3                    or feel free to come plot @ me. 

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BEE

   ‘oh, like WE’RE bee fly.’ now she gets it, it did take her a    minute. code names she didn’t typically ‘do’, not even    jennies did it. bee fly would work though, better than    andraste’s tits, even if that one was funnier. 

   ‘okay, okay – bee fly it is!’ she exclaims, ‘but, what     is it for? i’m not rememberin’ us plannin’ anythin’. especially     to where we need code names.’

    FLY’s nose wrinkled, brows narrowing in concentration.      she clicked her tongue and kicked her feet idly.   ‘   I kinda’     thought you had the plan?   ‘   she hadn’t even been     thinking that far ahead. the names were cool, that’s all.     ‘    is there anythin’ needs doing? we can take it !   ‘

[earthdepartfan]

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⦅ gotg starters. ⦆ “ it’s cool to have a code name —it’s not that weird. "

                                               G U A R D I A N S      S T A R T E R S

        ‘   NOT weird at all !   and definitely not suspicious.   ‘ 

[enquisiter-blog]

Bold what applies to your muse.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty / verse dependent

medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.

class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure / outlaw.

education: qualified / unqualified / studying.

criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes (thanks hawke) / no. / yes, but not connected.

FAMILY

married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated / verse-dependent

has a child or children / has no children / wants children.

close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased. / lost a sibling.

orphaned / adopted / disowned / estranged / raised by birth parent(s).

TRAITS + TENDENCIES

extroverted / introverted / in between.

disorganised / organised / in between.

close minded / open-minded  / in between. / indoctrinated.

calm / anxious / in between.

disagreeable / agreeable / in between.

cautious / reckless / in between.

patient / impatient / in between.

outspoken / reserved / in between.

leader / follower / in between.

empathetic / unempathetic / in between.

optimistic / pessimistic / in between.

traditional / modern / in between.

hard-working / lazy / in between.

cultured / un-cultured / in between / unknown.

loyal / disloyal / unknown.

faithful / unfaithful / unknown.

BELIEFS:

monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.

belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.

belief in aliens: yes  / no / don’t know / don’t care.

religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.

philosophical: yes / no.

OPINIONS

pro-suicide / anti-suicide / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-euthanasia / anti-euthanasia / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-choice / anti-abortion / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-marriage / anti-marriage / doesn’t know or on the fence. / doesn’t care.

pro-death penalty / anti-death penalty  / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-drug legislation / anti-drug legislation / doesn’t know or on the fence.

pro-cannibalism / anti-cannibalism / doesn’t know or on the fence.

left wing / right ring / middle / doesn’t know or on the fence.

SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION

allosexual / asexual / doesn’t understand the concept.

alloromantic / aromantic. / doesn’t understand the concept.

sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable

romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.

sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.

potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.

ABILITIES

combat skills: excellent* / good / moderate / poor / none.

literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.                   * HOPE is rather excellent. Fly is okay. 

HABITS

drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess / verse dependant.

indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess. / by others.

gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.

[sliceofmemepai]

Reblog if the mun is neither a male or female.

If the mun is a FEMALE, click here

If the mun is MALE, click here

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ANDRASTE’S TITS

  ‘BEE FLY? no, I like ANDRASTE’S TITS.    no one will know it’s me! or, wait – was    bee fly for you?’

    ‘  NO, NO. I am Fly. that’s my name. ---     you... don’t really pay attention, do you?   ‘     she leaned in with a teasing, all-knowing     grin.   ‘   are you too busy thinkin’ ‘bout     Andraste’s tits?   ‘   the blonde giggled.     ‘   could work as a codename.   ‘

    ‘   ANDRASTE’S TITS... bit of a mouthful      though.   ‘   she's just gonna’ look Sera dead     in the eyes. not gonna’ laugh. not at all. 

[roleplayiing-memes]

guardians of the galaxy; starter sentences.

“I am Groot.”

“Spare me your foul gaze, woman!”

“They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that’s rude! They folded yours!”

“Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.”

“You can’t. You’ll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!”

“You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.”

“We’re just like Kevin Bacon.”

“I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.”

“Dance off bro, me and you!”

“Who put the sticks up their butts?”

“What percentage of a plan do you have?”

“I have no words for an honorless thief.”

“I’m distracting you, you big turd blossom!”

“Let’s see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin’ face!”

“Quit smiling, ya idiot, you’re supposed to be professional.”

“I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you’ve accepted me despite my blunders.”

“Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.”

“This is one fight you won’t win.”

“Fine, but I can’t promise when all of this is over I’m not going to kill every last one of you jerks.”

“I like your knife, I’m keeping it.”

“YOU’RE… MAKING… ME… BEAT… UP… GRASS!”

“I don’t believe anyone is 100% a dick.”

“I don’t learn. One of my issues.”

“No one talks to my friends like that.”

“It’s cool to have a code name, it’s not that weird.”

“Screw this then, I’m not waiting around for someone with a death wish.”

“I’ve heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal.”

“I’m a warrior, an assassin. I don’t dance.”

“Where did you learn to do that?”

“I only ask that you take this matter seriously.”

“They got my dick message!”

“I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!”

“That was a pretty good plan.”

“Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement.”

“Ain’t no one like me, ‘cept me.”

“I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.”

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                                             f o r   @rebelliontales   f r o m   h e r e .

    ‘  BEE ?   ‘  she twisted, eyes widening with childish     excitement, flicking her hand to Sera, then herself.      ‘  BEE and FLY. it kinda’ works. s’like FATE, y’see ?!   ‘

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ELDERBERRIES. /SO INSULTING

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15 Associations.

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Reblog and fill in the answers you most associate your character to with each question.

i. animal.; goat. ii. colour.; lavender. iii. month.; harvestmere.  iv. song.; east of eden.  v. number.; two.  vi. day or night.; night. vii. plant.; snowdrop.  viii. smell.; fresh water. ix. gemstone.; peridot. x. season.; winter turning into spring.  xi. place.; the crackling fireside of a mountain trail.  xii. food.; berries and mushrooms. xiii. astrological sign.; n/a. xiv. element.; water. xv. drink.; herbal teas.

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                                                       O P E N      S T A R T E R 

    ‘   NOW, how’d you get yerself stuck up there?   ‘ 

    playing innocent came easy; as she peered up into the ropes that     wound the branches like vines, leaving the other trapped within     the branches. a sneaky little smile threatened to burst through her     mask. they always caught some poor traveller. she would make a     ritual of it; checking the traps on the outskirts of their hidden, little     camp on a morning. 

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noy; “that shouldn’t have worked, but it did.”

                                      J A C K S E P T I C E Y E      S T A R T E R S

    ‘   I TOLD YOU. you got it in you !   ‘  

    she grinned, swaying gently from side to side as she watched    them reeling in their catch. even something as simple as fishing    wasn’t a core skill — and anyway; it kept people alive. people    crafted whole lives round catching fish. 

    ‘   THEN ‘GAIN, maybe it’s jus’ ‘cause I’m here.   ‘   Fly smirked. 

[extra-spicy-meme-juice]

                    Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!                                            (Some NSFW)

Typical conversation starters:

 "Don’t trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.“

“That shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.”

“That’s not even a word, I’m making up words now, just to describe

how terrible my life is!”

“I have no idea what I’m doing…”

“Mama’s pissed right now…”

“I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wall…”  

“I don’t know why, but why the fuck not?”

“Look at the shadow…that is terrifying.”

“Don’t say things you’ll regret…don’t say things people can make fun of you over.”

“Oh, that is kinda clever…also kinda annoying.” 

"I demand wine. Wine!”

“Shh, no tears, only dreams now.”

“Something’s up, I can tell.”

“I’m complementing you, not trying to get into your pants…”

“ I’ve been eating pretzels, they’re so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you can’t stop eating them? They’re sooooo good. I want to make love to them…you heard nothing!”

Annoyed/Angry:

“I actually don’t like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?”

“I can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!”

“Could you just stop for five fucking minutes?” 

“All I did was kiss your wife…”

“You son of a dick!’

"Go fuck yourself!”

“Go stick your head in a dick!”

“Die, you mother fucker!”

“That’s bull to the shit!“

"I don’t like five, five can go to hell.”

“Shut up, I’m talking!”

“Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!”

“Oh yeah, that’s great….I’m so happy you’re talking to me…”

“Here take the phone, it’s your physiatrist, he says you’re an annoying asshole.”

NSFW:

 "Rome wasn’t built in a day…and neither were babies.“ 

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX!”

“Do you mind if I fab?”

“They’re doing the hover hug.” “___, you lookin’ good!”

“You guys need a sex swing.”

“I’ll finger you, see what happens…”

“Did you get that sweet goat ass?”

“That’s a boy…stop humping the ground.”

“Is this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?”

“Should I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?”

“Why don’t you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!”

Random:

“I’m getting smacked with my own snake!”

“Look at these plus one biceps!”

“I’m a pretty little flower!”    “Oh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!”

“That shouldn’t have worked, but it did.”

“I’M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!" 

"I like it, how you can see through all the windows." 

"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.”

“That is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldron…”

“So…how you creepy bastards doin’?”

“This is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical." 

"You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!”

“Um…hello? Yeah, I’m here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!”

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             ------   and the bandits parted; the larger snapping an arrow between                        his teeth as his sharp-eyed friend grinned his wolfish grin. upon                        the scaffold sat a bag of fragile bones and twig-like hair, kicking                        her feet with a growing sense of easiness. this battle was done.                        and this was the leader you had been promised? half a child;                        doe eyed and spirit touched, clothes made of rags and frost on                        her fingers, sitting where a man was condemned to hang. 

                                            ‘   ----  ain’t no DEATH today !   ‘  

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