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when you just had a productive day and finished all your work
#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places
reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself
and i was right
i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more
yeah
here i screen capped it
yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work
alright disney,,,,,,if yall are really going on some ‘live action remake of all our old cartoon movies spree’ then listen up,,,,,atlantis. do you hear me?atlantis the lost empire (2001). diverse cast. strong plot. good moral lessons that kids will understand. everything. no more cinderella no more snow white no more sleeping blondie. a t l a n t i s
It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.
Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?
I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.
When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.
This post makes me so happy.
when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message
When that message is from a spam account asking for money
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This really says a LOT
simpsons is so next level
This is me when someone irl says “I follow you on tumblr
“I am shooketh”. They brought AAVE slang and Shakespeare together. I love it
I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
heS SO ANGRY
about the elephant emojis
taken from emojipedia
APPLE:
a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.
GOOGLE:
a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.
MICROSOFT:
wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!
SAMSUNG
very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.
LG
his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.
HTC
oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!
a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.
awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))
MOZILLA
a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!
EMOJI ONE
this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples.
EMOJIDEX
another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.
#Love it!
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho
why is this so funny
we’re all going to die
There’s no way this isn’t edited…
OH MY GOD ITS REAL
We’re in the bad end timeline, folks
WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
So for all you feminists out their who think that all men should die, remember, you are not a feminist.
reblogging for the last comment
Legit question, I’m not trying to hate on feminists or anything. Why is it called feminist if they’re for equality?
castiel-knight-of-hell:
That’s a very good question and thank you for asking so politely.
The word feminism was coined by Charles Fourier in 1837, a French philosopher who advocated for the emancipation of women because he believed society treated women as slaves. We weren’t allowed to vote, own anything, or work a real job. Women were ruled by their fathers/household patriarch until they married at which time they’d be under the rule of their husband. If a woman did not belong to male household she was shunned by society and had very little means to make money, most of them unsavory. You know the idiom “rule of thumb”? That comes from a running joke that started in the 1600s, and was still around in Fourier’s time, that said it was okay for a man to beat a woman with a stick as long as it wasn’t any thicker than his thumb.
The point of the word feminist, and the feminist movement, has never been to say that women are better than men. The point is that women and things associated with women have been given a lesser place in society and we want to bring those things up to a place of equality. The focus is on the feminine because that’s what’s being pushed down. However, focusing on the feminine does not mean we’re focusing only women. Men are belittled and called “less of a man” anytime they portray a trait that is associated with femininity. If women and the feminine were equal to men and masculinity then that wouldn’t happen. Feminism is about raising up things associated with females to have an equal place in society as the things associated with males. It’s called feminism, not equalism, because the focus is on raising up not tearing down. Equalism would suggest that male things need to come down to a lower level so that female things can meet it in the middle. That’s not the point. The point is to raise up the feminine so that it’s on the same playing field that the masculine is already on. We don’t want men to lower themselves, we just want them to make room for us.
This needs to be spread far and wide to everyone on tumblr.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!IMPORTANTHOLYSHIT!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU
This needs more notes
the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit
lmao without obamacare, i would have died at 23, a month ago.
kidney stones are completely curable, but I never would have seen a doctor, because I never would have been diagnosed with them. I would have been in constant excruciating pain and never know why.
I would get an infection in february 2017, and I would die, at 23. I would never know why I died, or why I was in pain, because I would never have been afforded the luxury to ask a doctor about my pain.
I would have simply sucked it up, as not to fall further in debt, knowing I cannot afford medical attention, and therefore am undeserving of asking questions like “why am I feeling this pain?”
People say, the poor would go to the hospital in time if they thought they were going to die, and that they would deal with the debt they accrue from said visit. this is untrue. Many of us would rather die than be a financial burden.
Many of us feel we are never sick enough to deserve the expense of medical attention, to deserve the expense of seeing a doctor. Many of us die because of this.
I had pneumonia for three months and didn’t see a doctor until my grandmother took me because I couldn’t get off the floor from crying from pain. No, we won’t just up and go because you, not-poor insured person, would.
We will literally suffer because we believe we are too poor to deserve life itself.
I had a kidney infection and pneumonia but waited a full 7 days hoping I could just, I dunno, drink a lot of water and and sweat out the fever, I even managed a few shifts at my serving job, taking handfuls of advil to keep my 104 fever down. Finally my roommate was too worried when speaking was difficult and I hadn’t peed in a few days and took me in, I was so close to dying they encouraged me to fly my parents out.
When I was discharged I had a stack of new medical problems (like pulmonary hypertension from the pneumonia) as well as a fresh new perspective on the autoimmune disease I had not been treating. The drs told me if I don’t treat it it will kill me next time, that was the same year Obama put through the ACA and I could go on my parent’s insurance for a year or two all of a sudden, when my autoimmune disease had previously kept me from being able to get insurance.
It’s like obamacare saved my life and then some. I’m so scared to see the fall out when this garbage goes through with the gop, there’s so many like us.
I’d certainly be dead in the ground by now if the ACA hadn’t gone through when it did.
Back when the NHS was introduced here, they found that most people making use of the new services weren’t those suffering from developing conditions. Instead, those who had to neglect their conditions for up to a decade or more and had just continued to deteriorate. It’s almost as if history repeats itself…
here’s a fun reminder
bees do not suffer from humans harvesting their honey, as they produce it to a level of excess that they cannot hope to use.
not only that, but without people deliberately breeding them for honey, they would have died out by now.
this especially goes towards you vegans who don’t eat honey thinking it’s animal abuse. don’t go out and buy agave nectar, which is so frequently made using inhuman labour policies. use honey, the best way to save bees.
