The Raccoon Mom

A biology major with some major anxiety

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[silverhawk]

every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big

that any other rabbit breed would look puny next to the teletubby suits. 

[silverhawk]

fdlkfmdsklfmsdklfds

[catchymemes]

[aqueerkettleofish]

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

[dumpsterfiremom]

just a friendly reminder that love is stored in the rat

[ahsteria]

i can’t like.. casually read. either i read 7,000 pages in a span of two days without food or sleep and forget to fucking breathe or i don’t ready anything, not even road signs for six months

[stimman4000]

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[quietpagan]

oh, okay

oh, that’s nice

oh, that’s kinda cool

oh, that’s pretty

okay…

HOLY SHIT

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[mockingburb]

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

[iguanamouth]

anyway i hate…. drawing cars

[transgirl-link]

THIS TOOK ME A SEC BUT HOLY SHIT

[awed-frog]

I don’t know who Isaac Stack is but I want him to write every single textbook about everything.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for whatever reason, you suddenly gain godlike powers of control over the universe. what’s the first thing you do?

[crunchy--milk]

i straight up get rid of carbon. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

carbon the chemical element upon which all lifeforms are based?

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

That’s the bitch

[marciaillust]

Staff: We changed the colours so now tumblr is more readable/accessible! :) Me, reading their post:

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

For the LAST TIME, my feet pix are $90 USD. I accept PayPal or Venmo.

[thingsfromtheinterwebz-deactiva]

[stability]