Some hearts are gallows

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stability]

[afro-elf]

megachurch pastors: i will see you all in heaven!

God:

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[carudamon119]

[dragoncuspid]

why he do dat

[peekachiu-deactivated20210214]

he checking if too hot

[red-refined-deactivated20171115]

Why is your cat Neapolitan ice cream

[raptorific]

me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal

[raptorific]

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

cat: [sees a person]

cat: okay time for me to bother this human

[sindri42]

Is symbiotic relationship.

[samijen]

happens waaaayyyy too often

[blueaurastreak-deactivated20220]

[girlwithgoldeyes]

here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry, now thats a fruit worth talking about

[profeminist]

Source

[theonion]

[peelingmandarins]

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[deb-oceans]

gif request meme » @vixencanary asked: ↳ favorite platonic relationship (b99) rosa diaz/captain holt

[lordsmaf]

[walkingheads-deactivated2025122]

[blueberryborderline]

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

[mossdftba]

Do I know my brain isn’t making the most sense right now?  Yes.  Can I stop it?  No.