nerdy companion

This blog is a multi-fandom blog. I love Doctor Who, Supernatual, Shelock, John Green, and many other things. You can ask me anything, I won't judge:)

[no1fan15]

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

[karizpy-deactivated20181209]

“is there a special someone in your life? :)”

[cabernetsauvigmom]

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

[oliver-sonntag]

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[composedofnows]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[sweetoothgirl]

Hocus Pocus Spellbook Brownies

[darkening-effect-deactivated201]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

What if you were at a meeting at work and your boss suddenly stood up and said “tacos!!” then sat down and said “haha, sorry about that everyone. You know I just get so random sometimes”

[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

Then you would be a telsa employee

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

[just-shower-thoughts]

Commuters probably get stuck in traffic with roughly the same group of people every day, just in a different order.

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[quicksiluers]

Doing nothing often leads to the very best kind of something.

Christopher Robin (2018) Dir. Marc Foster

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aliens probably don’t visit us because we have a rating of one star.

[uncutgems]

moss is just natural carpet that grows over everything and that’s so sexy

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.