You: oh no no no, not the veestay
Me, an intellectual: chemical formula of hydroxide chemical formula of nitrate, not the veestay
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You: oh no no no, not the veestay
Me, an intellectual: chemical formula of hydroxide chemical formula of nitrate, not the veestay
Garrigoose
Zach Garrigus: Wow the stars sure are beautiful.
You: Yeah they are.
Zach Garrigus: You know who else is beautiful ? You: *blushing* Who ?
Zach Garrigus: ketchup
So in the episode, The Show Stoppers, in the credits they have the list of names of the watchdogs who basically died. "Amy" "Sara" "Lauren" --> Those are Female names !!! Proof that there is female watchdogs on the skull ship ! (Am I the only one who noticed this and is questioning this ?)
when college kids see free food
iceland wtf
Bad puns I've created
> your feet are "toe-tally" perfect > your hair is "be-root-tiful" > your nose is "smell-a" fine > your hands are great but you'd never "under-hand" > your voice is "a-sound-ing" > your butt is "fant-ASS-tic"
Things I've heard in my college level engineering course (The first 2 weeks)
> Sigh, Iāll go get the spaghetti *said by teacher* > I need a noodle socket > Why are you looking up cats with instruments and pandas > I like the number 8 *was said on an educational video* > *searching on google* How to write line > *searching on google* How to Excel > Don't delete my golf game or I'll delete you > Why are you clicking a cookie > NO WE NEED MORE CURSORS > Iām like low class russian > Is that kazoo kid > You can get away with murder in Yellowstone > How am I supposed to protect myself from a giant laser beam with a potato chip > His fruit is leaking ? Is that a metaphor ? > Hey pass me a yoke *talking about a york* > You canāt use dry spaghetti silly, you have to cook the spaghetti, then weave the spaghetti, then you put it on and it dries on you *about how to make a spaghetti shirt* > nO MORE MEmeS
Final Project of our College Engineering Course was to build a stable bridge out of Spaghetti
Me: Guys we should name our bridge
Group: yea sure
Me: what should we name it
Group:
Me:
Group:
Me:
Friend:
Friend: bRIDGETTE
I swEAR THis hapPENed
Me: *making guns sounds as I'm shooting zombies in a game that don't actually sound like gun sounds*
Me: Pew pew pew pEW PEW PEWPEWPEWPEW
Level: *Lots of Zombies to shoot*
Me: oHnO lots of pews here
Me:
Me: and it's not a church
Me: *loudly cackling*
Thing I overheard while tubing in a river at a hotdog stand
Saleswomen: And what drink would you like, Pepsi or Sprite ?
Friend: Do you have any water ?
Saleswomen: Sorry water is an upgrade.
THEATRE IS GREAT
Fellow actress: *goes on stage to preform a monologue*
Me: *leans over to my friend*
Me: Hey, is this the one with the dead 8 year old girl ?
Friend: yea
Me: great
Me: I love this one