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If Alec and Ellie lost each other in the supermarket. Inspired by post [X] by @penfairy
‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight
Its a win win
hp houses as text posts
slytherin: no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom (x)
ravenclaw: Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times. (x)
gryffindor: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry (x)
hufflepuff: what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other (x)
Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!
homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave
important moment in cinema
Perfectly distilled in Vine form
This shouldn’t be so goddamm funny.
Maybe not ugly no, but your beauty, and your gender is repressed under that hijab, by wearing it, get a clue, muhammed was, and Islam is, inherently sexist and misogynistic, sorry to burst your bubbles tumblr progressive fembot queens, but I couldn’t let you go unchallenged while holding so close to the heart the values you so claim to cherish, while running a double standard on them by not calling the hijab what it is, sexist
An islamaphobic pos telling me about my religion? N*ce. Islam gave women rights before any other religion, culture, or societal structures did. You assuming that covering is a negative convention is YOUR opinion. Women are immensely more sexually objectified in most societies than are men, Muslim or not. This doesn’t mean that modesty is the only option, or that choosing not to cover would mean supporting these sexist standards, but to those who choose to wear the hijab, it’s liberating. Muslim men have a dress code of their own and are expected to follow the same behavioral regulations as women in Islam. Stop confusing culture with religion. Stop mixing patriarchal society views with Islam. Vilifying a religion and its values only because it differs from Western norms is ignorant. However sexism is a real issue in many Muslim countries, the assumption that it is due to Islam is wrong and islamaphobic. Islam puts women on a pedestal, but you wouldn’t know that bc, again, you’re an islamaphobic pos. We are allowed to inherit and own property and businesses. We are also even allowed to participate in combat, long before women in America were allowed to. The Quran also speaks out against femicide (killing of baby girls). Around the time of Islam’s beginning, baby girls were seen as undesirable (due to the idea that only boys could grow up and work, bringing money to the familiy), and so baby girls would be buried in the sand and killed. This STILL happens today in some cultures. Islam gave women rights when the Quran was revealed in 632AD (which was 1st century). It wasn’t until early 16th century that western societies decided that women are “actually” people, and it wasn’t until the early 20th century that western women finally established laws to be treated as equals, which was the uprising of feminism. Islam gave me my rights, as a female, before any western country did.
me about me: is she okay
alec lightwood when magnus called him pretty boy in 1x04 (◡‿◡✿) vs when that other guy called him pretty boy in 2x02 (ง'̀-‘́)ง
social media aus make everything better lmao literally imagine the harry potter books + social media. second year someone snapchats a picture of literal death threats written on the walls in blood captioned ‘’hogwarts its the safest place in the world’ lmao bitch where??’ fourth year #potterstinks is trending locally on twitter. sixth year story gets out about harry’s conversation with snape and everybody in the gryffindor group chat changes their name to ‘roonil wazlib’ for a week. draco bitching about harry on yik yak as if the entire school doesn’t know for a fact its him.
if i may
Hogwarts girls all sharing pinterest boards of the ideal yule ball #aesthetic
Fred and george’s twitters being #1 in the school because they post stuff like: ‘Filch’s office has a nice carpet it would be a shame if someone… replaced it with ants… hmm… imagine… swarms of ants… in Flich’s office… right at this moment…’
Inquisitorial Squad has a facebook page which it’s compulsory to like but no matter how hard they try they can’t get anyone to like their new profile pic of all of them posing like absolute white boys outside the greenhouses
Dumbledore is the Cher of Hogwarts Twitter
Colin Creevy’s snapchat story basically just being videos of Harry sleeping with captions like ‘the boy who sleeps!!!!!!’
Moaning Mertle having 38 minute long youtube videos that have 2 views
A reddit thread of ‘Where is Sirius Black???’ and someone keeps posting dog puns on it but no one knows who it is
Dumbledore has to ask everyone at the start of term feast to stop creating fake McGonagall Instagram’s that are just full of cat pictures with captions like ‘my damn hair was a CAT-astrophe today’
YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘if I was trying to sneak a bunch of cloaked figures into school without anyone noticing in order to redeem my father in the eyes of Death Eater Jesus how would I do that I am asking for a friend’
MORE YAHOO ANSWERS: ‘how to tell entire class of students that teacher is a werewolf without arousing suspicion’
FUCKING YAHOO ANSWERS MAN: ‘is it bad to keep dragon inside wooden house’ and then ‘spell to rebuild wall of wooden house after enormous fire’
Slughorn would be one of those instagramers who tag everything with about 3939 tags like #followforafollow #likeforalike #f4f #funny #hilarious #lol #popular #fitness #instalike #inspiration #love #hate even when the photo is literally just a shot of his thumb
I could go on for years oh my god can you picture McClaggans Facebook where he tags Hermione in every fitness photo until she is forced to unfriend him
Out of nowhere people start getting followed by someone called @Thesiriusblack on instagram and all it has is a “surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me” meme
the memes though
history of hogwarts becomes a huge thing because fred and george got their hands onto youtube so everyone talks about it now. “sticks. and brooms. broomsticks”
neville becomes FAMOUS for years because trevor is the face of the pepe meme.
peeves playing “never gonna give you up” near valentine’s day
i’m tired of people who are clearly not ugly claim that they are!!!! you are not one of us!!!!!
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke