low key fuck this shit

harry, he/it

[nerdytwat]

I too sometimes look at the ocean and wanna just. Walk into it.

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[locoustfilledcardboardbox985]

Wait this used to be a personal/ general blog now I'm unironically “fantasizing” about Dubois’ bush

What have you people done to me

[nerdytwat]

The horrors may very well be beyond my comprehension, but that’s not gonna stop me from trying to fuck them.

[laterkiss]

Did your interview go well

no they said i need to be euthanized lol

[nerdytwat]

As a great poet once said, “Girl! I want to take you to a gay bar/ I want to take you to a gay bar/ I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.”

[gomosmorodina]

would harry and kim watch sex and the city together???

[nerdytwat]

New patch on my vest

[nerdytwat]

I just know that Harry Du Bois would fucking love thrift shopping, and I know that man would be trying shit on in the damn aisles, and just ripping the tag off to get the employee to scan cause he wouldn’t wanna take off the new horrendous shirt. And Kim’s just waiting by the door silently apologising to the staff.

[butchhatred]

I dont think kim would be apologizing to the staff, he also doesnt apologize when harry flips out at acele for example

[nerdytwat]

I kinda meant just staring into the middle distance while Harry does his shit but I get what you mean.

[aire1111]

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[theside-b]

[3liza]

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[spazzsoph]

its that time of the year

[locoustfilledcardboardbox985]

Harry has definitely bathed fully clothed

Harry has definitely enjoyed a shower beer (or several, probably while clothed)

Harry has definitely “rolled the worst joint ever and was asked to leave”

Harry has probably guessed who the culprit is correctly at the start of a case

Harry has (Internationally or not) started a bar fight and held his own (Kim would be proud but not show (depending on if justified))

Harry has to have been affected by mold sickness of some kind

Electro chem would love modern vapes and authority would hate them

[nerdytwat]

I just know that Harry Du Bois would fucking love thrift shopping, and I know that man would be trying shit on in the damn aisles, and just ripping the tag off to get the employee to scan cause he wouldn’t wanna take off the new horrendous shirt. And Kim’s just waiting by the door silently apologising to the staff.

[nerdytwat]

Unrelated but god I miss working at a thrift store. Truly a fantastic and god awful experience. I got so much good shit basically for free.

[nerdytwat]

I just know that Harry Du Bois would fucking love thrift shopping, and I know that man would be trying shit on in the damn aisles, and just ripping the tag off to get the employee to scan cause he wouldn’t wanna take off the new horrendous shirt. And Kim’s just waiting by the door silently apologising to the staff.

[nerdytwat]

The more I play DE the funnier the witch in the alps meme is to me, like wdum you played THIS game and decided it would be better if you made it a FUN experience, if it was a cosy game that didn’t make you go through the FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF and RETHINK YOUR WHOLE LIFE? Unless of course the young witch is also a suicidally depressed alcoholic surrounded by reminders of their past actions and the ways in which their own self destructive spiral have impacted everyone they have interacted with, and now they have to start anew in the shadow of who they were before. Then I’d totally play it.