Daisy D’umpstaire, formerly Daisy Dumpster

My Dimension 20 sideblog! Main is @ffffullystockedshelves I follow, like, and make replies from there Bestowed with the gift of prophecy 3/17/21

[dimension20official]

Coming January 2024…

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[d20fuckability]

Gilear Faeth vs Gooey

Gilear Faeth (Fantasy High, Fantasy High: Sophomore Year, The Seven)

Gooey (A Crown of Candy)

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

"he’s a fat elf and i don’t like a scrawny bitch. i like them bigger and beefier. he’s also HUNG. and H O W else could he pull hallariel AND sandra lynn if he wasn’t a great fuck? there is literally no other conceivable way the yogurt man with the personality of a depressed mop could get the baddest MILFs in Spyre without having the best dick in town"

"you just know that chocolate pussy is DIVINE"

[greatestwizardofthisage]

the bad kids and weather or not they are good at art:

Gorgug: Yes, he said in his introduction he enjoys sketching, he likes to bring a sketchbook with him whenever he’s hanging out with the bad kids and will often just sit quietly drawing everyone. He used to hide them but Fig saw them once and hyped him up so much and now he’s the official artist for fig and the sig figs.

Fig: Absolutely cannot draw but that does not stop her from doodling on literally everything (and everyone) if she has a pen in her hand then she is drawing dumb little doodles of her and her friends (mostly of their adventures, sometimes it’s just her and aydas names in a heart)

Kristen: Better at crafts having learnt so many at camp, mostly enjoys messy crafts like tie dye or pottery but is also a pretty good painter. She mostly paints bright abstract things that just make her happy, not worrying too much about meaning just focusing on the way the colours look together and how they make her feel.

Riz: Surprisingly really good at drawing. He gets loads of practice from sketching suspects and, like Gorgug, he didn’t really intend to show anyone but once the Bad Kids found out he was forced into doing group portraits of them all in goofy poses. He secretly loves it but will grouch the whole time about it being a waste of time.

Fabian: He has really dainty hands and does such beautiful calligraphy that everyone assumes he can draw really well… then they play pictionary and it’s absolute chaos. They spend a good 45 minutes teasing him over a car that looks more like a tree and it becomes yet another thing they use to wind him up. Any time they need to draw something for a quest they immediately look at Fabian who in turn get all huffy and refuses to speak to them until they apologise.

Adaine: She wishes she was good at art but she just can’t get the hang of it. Instead she just has shelves full of relaxation colouring books and paint by numbers. Her favourite way to wind down in the evening is to listen to a podcast and do some colouring in. She proudly shows everyone and won’t admit it but it’s a huge part in healing her inner child as her parents would never have allowed her to do something so pointless and potentially messy.

The fridge at modred manor is absolutely covered in all types of art from the Bad Kids.

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OP has met all the Bad Kids in real life I’m convinced of it

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INITIATIVE RIGHT AWAY???!!!???!!

[emiko-matsui]

i love the seacaster's because its like an immortal elven woman who descended from one of the most notable elven clans of fallinell who's the greatest swordswoman that's ever lived meets a human pirate who's made an entire world fear his name, dismantled a monarchy by beheading the king, and carved his name onto the surface of the sea. they fall in love so hard they decide to settle down into a suburbian neighbourhood and have a kid, and their kid is just some guy who cries when he's overwhelmed and who's worst nightmare is some short guy with spaghetti in his pockets

[cultistsonly]

The fact that Penny Luckstone’s dad is a professional NPC is one of my favorite jokes on d20

[queermustelid]

"the city pays mumple professors to stand outside the mall and talk about what's going on in town" is a criminally underrated line

[looseduke]

in the live action version of the unsleeping city, they introduce kugrash by starting the scene with a Generic And Successful Wall Street Business Man (played by brian murphy) deciding to turn his life around and focus on his family. he dramatically throws his work phone down the subway tunnel. it hits kugrash in the head. he rolls his little rat eyes and yells “why the FUCK are you littering, huh? piece of shit.” he disposes of the phone in a trash can, and goes about his rat business as usual

[sunny-aster]

Rewatched fantasy high: Sophmore year and I miss these guys, I hope theyre doing good.

(I know hangman turned back into a motercycle but let me have this big dog boi ok)

Bonus: because

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oh shit

here comes

That Boy!!

[emiko-matsui]

it's so funny aguefort's blatant favouritism of the seven maidens. when he talks to them he calls them in for a meeting with hours of heads up, respects them, and prattle on about how they're an example of what an adventuring party should be and incredible students. when he talks to the bad kids he shows up unannounced almost always off school hours eats their food verbally announces several times how much he dislikes some of them and answer about 2% of their actual questions.

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Escape from the Bloodkeep 🤝 The Seven

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GUESS WHO JUST ORDERED HER BOGGY THE FROGGY PLUSH

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ok I keep forgetting to make this post but last week (p sure it was August 20) I was playing some online crosswords and in usatoday one of the clues was "Brennan __ Mulligan of Fantasy High" or something and I want to find it again to show a screenshot but they have a weird thing where you have to have an account to see past puzzles but like. I don't know how that kinda shit works but does he know??? that he's a clue?? did they have to get his permission? I feel like it would feel so cool to learn you're a crossword puzzle clue if you didn't know already I'd tweet it at him but I don't have a usatoday account and don't use twitter but like now the question of if he knows just won't leave my brain

[daisydumpstaire]

I know that the joke is that Gorgug has in-game kissed three people and not his girlfriend (Kristen, Zelda’s dad, Ragh) but I was rewatching sophomore year and something occurred to me - there is a chance that Gorgug actually kissed four other characters before kissing Zelda.

That’s right. Assuming a certain order of events, Gorgug Thistlespring kissed

his lesbian friend

his girlfriend’s dad

the (then) school bully, and

his friend’s motorcycle

before he ever kissed his own girlfriend

[squidne]

UM!

[basic-lich]

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BUD CUBBY!!!

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NEW SANDRA LYNN ART!!!

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AND NEW MAP OF ELMVILLE!!