Nerium’s

20+, she/her. I like danmei, sometimes I post art.

[kelenia]

Bingtober so far🥰

[soluksuret-deactivated20260516]

no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing.

[waitineedaname]

crazy how much mxtx fucking knocked it out of the park with Luo Binghe. her first book, and he's perfect. my bpd princess who has committed every crime and has also done nothing wrong. he's incredibly cool and badass and is a pathetic crybaby. he's genuinely terrifying at times and also has the vibes of a sopping wet puppy abandoned in the rain. he's the most beautiful man alive and yet no one wants him except his husband who has been completely insane about him since before they even met. he took care of his shizun's corpse for five years and didn't correct anybody when they thought he was fucking it, when the reality was he was tenderly embracing it nonsexually to feed it qi, which is somehow weirder. he tried to blow this whole place up because he thought he would always be rejected. he's the narrative's favorite and this is not a good thing. he's bad at kissing and worse at sex and his dick is cartoonishly large. I Love Him.

[bbg100]

I dont think Shang Qinghua gets enough credit for balancing two unreasonable bosses (Yue Qingyuan and Mobei-Jun) at the same time. Like im sure mobei jun sucked more actively but i bet you anything that yue qingyuan would be like Okay :) Shen Jiu wants fifty million new flutes tomorrow. Make it work :)

[passions-and-pupils]

I love the idea of Mobei Jun and Luo Binghe teaming up to find out what cumplane is saying when they go to have tea in private (yes they are both insecure enough to do this) by sabotaging their silencing talismans except the only information they get is completely out of context and only vaugely worrying

So like Mobei Jun and Luo Binghe sit outside the room, listening intently as Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu discuss what sounds like the worst book ever written. Shen Qingqiu keeps comparing it to a book Shang Qinghua apparently wrote while Shang Qinghua keeps defending it for its "campy charm". Then Shang Qinghua drops "You have to admit, They did describe death with surprising accuracy," and Shen Qingqiu responds, "How would you know? You only died once. If anyone knows death, it's me. That being said, I will admit. They were pretty much correct. BUT-" he then contenues to rant about the prose without skipping a beat. Mobei Jun and Luo Binghe are left flabbergasted and instantly agree to keep doing this.

here are some ideas for other things I think wouuld be funny for them to hear out of context

An entire session is spent making a "tier list" of foods neither demon had ever heard of and they drop the fact noodles somehow killed both of them

Shang Qinghua calls Luo Binghe his "protagonist son" and Shen Qingqiu argues that by that logic Mobei Jun would also be his son. Shang Qinghua says that it's different because Luo Binghe was partially a "self insert" while Mobei Jun was his idea of his ideal man. Shen Qingqiu demands he take that back and yells, "Luo Binghe is nothing like you!" only for Shang Qinghua to list a shocking amount of very personal similarities

Shang Qinghua says Shen Qingqiu should "respect his elders" and that he is "technically a senior citizen if you think about it"

Shen Qingqiu used to be a rich second-gen and Shang Qinghua "basically wrote straight porn and power fantasies for a living"

might reblog with more ideas later

[nerioleander]

During his latest visit, Shang Qinghua noticed something unusual about his cucumber bro!! What’s happening?!

Also… what was the plant he wanted to ask about? Hmm…

[airplanebroo]

What’s your blood type? No, your blood type, not your wife type!!

[butterflies-and-cucumbers]

I headcanon the way that binghe eventually finds out that his husband isn't quite what he thought he was is because shen qingqiu eventually starts giving binghe ideas for strange new dishes he could try and create.

They're all modern day dishes like burger and pizza and wraps.

And every time binghe manages to recreate one of this strange dishes his husband always ends up inviting Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun for dinner.

The two demons sitting there confused as their respective husbands start speaking in tongues again.

[nerioleander]

Shizun’s pregnant belly started to show!!!

[arimarshmelloow]

Shen Yuan visiting Airplane in the northern palace ❄️

[nerioleander]

BingYuan relationship dynamic (based on a twit I saw)

[me-writes-prompts]

-:Dying in your lover’s arms prompts:-

(This is so angsty, I'm living on it. TAG ME! This has been in my drafts for months, so there you go)

By @me-writes-prompts

Wrapping the other one in a hug and then falling down to the ground.

Cradling them in their arms, until the other one breathes their last hope.

It starts to rain, and there is blood all over them, but they are kissing the last goodbye.

^^"Don't say goodbye."

"I have to go, love."

"Stay with me. Please."

"Don't. You can't leave me, not now. Not ever."

Confessing their feelings for the other one(even though, not the best time I must say. It still has me crying so)

Sobbing and gently putting their heads together.

Hands reaching out to each other at their last moment

Murmuring 'I love you's repeatedly until their voice is raw and low

"You're so brave, you have to hang on."

"Be strong for me, please."

Holding them so tightly that their bodies are basically glued together

[patchw0rks]

Fanart for @missxuniverse's bingyuan streamer au fic "Followed, Liked, Subscribed"!! The image of binghe letting the mask slip for a sec and screaming into his mic was too visceral, so i had to draw this moment. All the dialogue is ripped straight from the fic, go read it 🫵

[honeyedheartss]

finally finished the comic based on the post by @rollercoasterwords

[bumblelo]

this was for day 2 of mxtxtober but day 5 will have to do!

if you would also like a commission, please donate to any of the gofundmes for Palestine, Congo, Sudan, or any country/people suffering from a genocide/famine or any charities that also help. Send me a picture of proof and I will work on said request.

[tossawary]

I think, on some level, that Shen Yuan is like enrichment for Airplane Bro's enclosure. I think Airplane Bro kind of fucking LOVES having this guy around. Like, I do think their relationship is nuanced, weird and full of contradictions and not always good for them, but I also think that some chaotic part of Shang Qinghua honestly likes having his #1 hater weirdo running around completely fucking up his world.

Shen Qingqiu, grabbing Shang Qinghua by the shoulders: "Why didn't anyone TELL ME that Binghe is GAY NOW?! I'm going to die because of MONSTER DICK?!?!?!"

Shang Qinghua: (internally, probably only half-consciously) "Incredible. Amazing. How did I live without you? You torture me with your bullshit. You complete me in every possible way. I think we might be soulmates and we should make out about it. I hate you. I love you. You mean nothing to me and everything to me. This isn't your story and you stole it from me. I wrote this for you without even knowing you existed. You are a fascinating mystery that I will never solve. I will throw you under the bus at the first opportunity and yet I can't stop risking my life to help you. Your stupid game of gay murder chicken with my emotionally and mentally unstable protagonist is going to destroy the world and kill us all and I've never felt more alive. You have changed me as a person. Let's do this forever."

Shang Qinghua: (out loud) "Lol, sucks to be you, bro. At least you can get laid."

[clockworkspider]

What never came across in either translation or the drama is that JGY spoke in kindergarten teacher voice (the one people often say the use to pacify angry customers) almost all the time, esp during guanyin temple.

[clockworkspider]

The reason I assume he does this (pardon me as I have not checked canon in a while) is because he adds a 呀 (polite lighthearted exclaimation) to the end of some of his sentences under REALLY TENSE SITUATIONS. The cultural equivalence would be saying "oh my..." at the beginning, but it's much more subtle so I understand not translating it that way.

[strobelune]

some of the tags on this post are a goldmine