High sodium content

i'm sorry about the bread 🇦🇲 25 :) She/her allegedly

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[realitytvgifs]

[angelnumber27]

Just saw someone say “over communicating is a form of begging”

take me out back and shoot me like a lame horse

[kosmogrl]

[soundcarvings]

does anyone wanna hangout someday

[cybermanes]

Can I come over and be really disappointing

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[anphivenas]

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

[maykitz]

[sandersstudies]

“They’re just looking for attention.”

Oh, a human being is seeking a social response? Human being, the social animal wired to make and track social connection? A human desires the vital blood that permitted their species to survive for millennia? The human being who was born completely helpless and primed in every way by nature to seek attention and help from their community?

Wow that’s crazy. How embarrassing. Humiliating even. Should we isolate them from community? Should we call Wire Mother?

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[cherrypikkins]

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

[dragonroar87]

legendary dashboard pull

[crabussy]

accidentally searched “is parmesan fond of me” because I was thinking about my friends at the same time as grocery shopping. now I need to know. is parmesan fond of me. how would parmesan rate my grating technique

[somewhereincairparavel]

same picture btw