semi-stable 100 year old man

look at all of my hyperfixations

[zemelatvija]

Whyd nobody tell me a new list dropped earlier this month

This better than eurovision

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[japril]

Hey, hell of a save your boy made. On-the-fly reduction of a uni-facet cervical dislocation – that's some cowboy shit.

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[rhaenyratargeryen]

DANA EVANS + looking out for Frank Langdon

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[speakviolence]

Walton Goggins as Venus Van Dam in Sons of Anarchy (2008-2014)

[haarute]

me: i can't do anything... i don't know what my life is anymore...

the jacob wysocki tulpa manifesting inside my brain:

[moniquill]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

What no beaver does to a mf

[ilovemywife103947]

can anyone help me with showijg tbis to a european as fast as possible

[diabonoquarto]

hi european here. what the fuck is that

[ilovemywife103947]

🎇🎆🎇

UNCONTESTED

DIVORCE $399

SPOUSE’S SIGNATURE NOT REQUIRED

🎆🎇🎆

(plus court fees)

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[tastylemonbread]

kyoulle (french kyle) downing a nicotine redbull and attempting to put a hole through the thousand year old cobblestone wall in his bedroom

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[grungixfungi]

[hollowboobtheory]

no but "He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" is so fucking bad

work trip -> she's gonna think he's coming back

YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn't what you intended

your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don't already have enough of a complex around food i guess

your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever

congrats that's the worst anyone's ever done it

[hollowboobtheory]

great question! its what Charlie Kirk's widow told their 3yo daughter

[teaboot]

They’re gonna invent a new kind of childhood trauma with this one boss

[eventually--darling]

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

[bubbarnes]

“... this must all seem like ancient history to you.”

[swiftlark]

shameless characters + textposts: 3/?