โBH just stands for Butt Hurt. Which is the constant state of his mood.โย
โฝ โโธ โ Okay but, hear me out? What about... uh, well Bitchtits... fuck Bitchtits Hat?ย ย โ ย โฟ
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โBH just stands for Butt Hurt. Which is the constant state of his mood.โย
โฝ โโธ โ Okay but, hear me out? What about... uh, well Bitchtits... fuck Bitchtits Hat?ย ย โ ย โฟ
Im gonna be playing DnD today with my BF, so I wonโt be on a whole lot? Catch me on skype/discord. Both are below the cut!! Iโll be slow but around! Feel free to come yell at me about BH, or Flug. Cause both of them are my loves.
Mutuals only pls!!
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โฝ โโธ โ I think I might have uh... made a SLIGHT error in calculations..... Ehehe....ย โ ย โฟ
โPlease raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Black Hat.โย
Raises both hands tbh. Super fast. Lightening fast.
Ask incredibly invasive questions about the character! The writer will answer and the character will react to having their private information made public.
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โฝ โโธ โ โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆย โ ย โฟ
โฝ โโธย Takes one step.ย โฟ
โฝ โโธ โ bACK THE FUCK UP!!!?!?!ย โย โฟ
โฝ โโธ @didntfall ;; STARTER CALL / ACCEPTINGย โฟ
โฝ โโธ โ Wait how-how did you get in here? I thought the door was closed... and the... security system was online. Oh pleaseย tell me it didnโt break again.... Like- there was explosions and stuff right? Right??ย โย
If the security system was down, it would be his head, maybe even literally. Nervously putting his hands together, and looking at the either, he was rather scared of the fact that the security system improvements were malfunctioning, and more importantly Black Hat learning about it.ย โฟ
โฝ โโธ @drangcdย ;; STARTER CALL / ACCEPTING โฟ
โฝ โโธ โ DEMENTIA! W-What are you doing in here! Get out! I donโt need you breaking anything....!ย โ
The anger in his voice was able to be heard, but he quickly hid what he was working on behind his back, hands holding it behind him. He really wasnโt wanting any guests while he was working, and especially not the most destructive and unpredictable force in this house... well second most destructive compared to Black Hat.ย ย โฟ
Black Hat: Pretty much everything is a weapon if used correctly, so trying to keep weapons out of schools is pretty redundant. Pencils, pens, books, paper, rulers, compasses? All weapons if used correctly.
Dr. Flug: Sir, please don't corrupt kids more than the internet already has.
โฝ โโธ @lockethearted ;; STARTER CALL / ACCEPTING โฟ
โฝ โโธ โ I.. wouldnโt recommend touching that. Iโm not sure that itโs good... to..... o-oh my-ย โ
The nervous scientist took a step back, and recoiled as if preparing for an explosion. With his luck, well, it would and then he would get in more trouble with Black Hat.ย โฟ
โฝ โโธ โ Rip in pasta sorry we lost ya.ย โย โฟ
Well, I have a character I'm really interested in having interact with both your Flug and your Black Hat. Is it alright if I talk about them on anon first, though? Or would that clutter up your blog too much?
โฝ โโธ OOC ;; your fine, nonny. Honestly IDC as much cause this is a side blog. You do you. You can tell me about them on anon if you want, or come off of it.ย โฟ
Question: I know you only RP with mutuals, but I wanted to ask this. Are you open to people sharing with you ideas for how their character might interact with your own even if they aren't mutuals?
โฝ โโธ OOCย ;; Yeah! And TBH, if @villainoushat is following you then that means weโre mutuals. I tried to put that enough so that people notices, but IDK if it worked. But yeah! If you wanna tell me about how they might interact, then I bet we can work something out. Iโm usually pretty chill.ย โฟ
if weโre mutuals donโt hesitate to ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ )
rick and morty: the rickshank redemption ย ย ย ย ย sentence starters
โ spoilers ahead if you have yet to watch this episode! i also kept in a bunch of quotes about the damn szechuan sauce just to make myself laugh.
โ ย anyway, thatโs how i escaped from space prison. ย โ โ ย i just got my sixth promotion this week and i still donโt know what i do! ย โ โ ย itโs great to have you back no matter where we are, but wouldnโt you like to go home? ย โ โ ย get out of the booth, take all your clothes off, and fold yourself twelve times. ย โ โ ย you cheap insect fucks didnโt think i was worth your best equipment? ย โ โ ย relaxed, enough? ย โ โ ย he is the smartest man in the universe. ย โ โ ย well, when youโre not sure what you do for a living, you can make your own rules. ย โ โ ย youโve hardly touched your pills. ย โ โ ย stop saying his name. he abandoned us! ย โ โ ย horses live longer than tortoises now. is that what you want? ย โ โ ย maybe i just want you to care if i run away yelling! ย โ โ ย admit it, youโre going crazy cooped up in here. ย โ โ ย yeah well, tough titties. ย โ โ ย that depends on who breaks first: me or the titty. ย โ โ ย if we stay here weโll die along with all your memories. ย โ โ ย oh, that sounds cool. i can get what i want and you can say goodbye. ย โ โ ย fine, but iโm driving. ย โ โ ย hey, i like being 35. i can rent a car now. ย โ โ ย they weaponized the eiffel tower! ย โ โ ย no oneโs special to him. not even himself. ย โ โ ย iโm not right! i was using ghoulish overkill. ย โ โ ย weโre going to the day it all beganโฆ and ended. the moment that changed everything. ย โ โ ย iโd like to get a 10 piece mcnugget and a bunch of the szechuan sauce. like as much as youโre allowed to give me. ย โ โ ย in 1998 they had this promotion for the disney film mulan where they created a new sauce for the nuggets called szechuan sauce and itโs DELICIOUS. ย โ โ ย wow, this sauce is fucking amazing! you said it was promoting a movie? ย โ โ ย i used to wear blue pants. ย โ โ ย well, well, well if it isnโt us. ย โ โ ย nobody has to know about that. we can put it right back and pretend we never saw it. ย โ โ ย iโll make it up as i go. ย โ โ ย oh my godโฆ i have that exact same top! ย โ โ ย thatโs my sister. this used to be my home. ย โ โ ย imagine doing anything you want and hopping to a timeline where you never did it. ย โ โ ย excuse me? we donโt pass on this. who do you think you are? ย โ โ ย i heard sci-fi noises. did you make a breakthrough? ย โ โ ย i only wanted to stop by here for a quick โi told you so.โ ย โ โ ย why would you do that? what is the matter with you people? ย โ โ ย iโve got itโฆ iโve fucking got it!!! ย โ โ ย awesome possum! ย โ โ ย yeah, thatโs the three lines of math that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost. ย โ โ ย you can alter anything you want about a totally fabricated origin story. ย โ โ ย lovely. not only is my plan screwed up, i also forgot how to improvise! ย โ โ ย heโs a spy, blow him up. ย โ โ ย iโm gonna go take a shit. ย โ โ ย heโs not a lawyer. we just keep him here because heโs fun. ย โ โ ย i say: fuck you. ย โ โ ย you killed him because you were jealous of him. thatโs pretty obvious. ย โ โ ย what? no! i donโt want to see your pog collection. ย โ โ ย letโs not suck the ghost of his dick too hard. ย โ โ ย heโs not a villain, but he shouldnโt be your hero. heโs more like a demon orโฆ a super fucked up god. ย โ โ ย i know youโre too stupid to get this, but youโre really fucking this up right now. ย โ โ ย i wasnโt going to let her die, you fucking moron! ย โ โ ย youโre a serious fucking idiot. you basically killed us all! ย โ โ ย whoโs stupid now, bitch? ย โ โ ย iโm almost proud. ย โ โ ย look, iโm not proud to share this, but the truth is i just kept crawling and it kept working. ย โ โ ย guess who dismantled the government? ย โ โ ย please donโt leave me again. ย โ โ ย is there any light beer left? itโs insane what you miss in prison. ย โ โ ย no, youโre right. whereโs the vodka? ย โ โ ย iโm sorry to hear that, sweetie. i hope i had nothing to do with that. ย โ โ ย i better tend to him before he changes his mind and doesnโt move out. ย โ โ ย but never him. you wanna know why? because he crossed me. โ โ ย take it easy โ thatโs dark! ย โ โ ย welcome to the darkest year of our adventures! ย โ โ ย if you tell them i said any of this, iโll deny it and theyโll take my side because iโm a hero and now youโre gonna have to go do whatever i say โ forever! ย โ โ ย and iโll go out and iโll find more of that mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce because thatโs what this is all about โ thatโs my one-armed man. ย โ โ ย iโm not driven by avenging my dead family, that was fake. ย โ โ ย iโm driven by finding that mcnugget sauce. i want that mulan mcnugget sauce! โ โ ย thatโs my series arc. if it takes nine seasons! ย โ โ ย i want my mcnugget dipping sauce. szechuan sauce! ย โ โ ย thatโs whatโs gonna take us all the way to the end! ย โ โ ย what are you talking about? ย โ โ ย nine more seasons. nine more seasons until i get that dipping szechuan sauce or 97 more years! ย โ โ ย fine. fuck it. who cares? ย โ
Starter call for when I get on after dinner!
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