currently doing the bare minimum

i hate myself but in a sexy kinda way

[nervousinfluencerrunaway]

Why must I be 'good looking' or 'smart' ? Is it not sexy enough that I know all the lyrics to every song in my spotify playlist ?

[thebootydiaries]

“aw that sucks :(”

— me as a professional therapist  (via done)

[tomasorban]

[yourstrulymagickghost]

Fascinating

[skippyv20]

[detective-dr-curious]

I love everything about every single one of these

[frogdilf-archive]

richard siken, war of the foxes / little women (2019) dir. greta gerwig

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[2-fast-2-curious]

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[knottahooker]

Both the narrator and the person on the screen are the same person, which makes it even better XD

[nicholasbritel]

I’m reacting to my own reacting and I’m criticizing my initial reaction for being pretentious, which is… which is, honestly, a defense mechanism. I am so worried that criticism will be leveied against me that I levy it against myself before anyone else can. - I N S I D E (2021), DIR. BO BURNHAM

[nervousinfluencerrunaway]

Too real

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[jodiefoster]

anybody else here not good at anything

[nervousinfluencerrunaway]

The reason I'm skinny is cuz all my energy is used up to overthink

[nervousinfluencerrunaway]

Having no friends is a personality trait

[solomivids]

Don’t shorten your words, I like your details

[nervousinfluencerrunaway]

I am currently one small inconvenience away from a mental breakdown

[nervousinfluencerrunaway]

The inherent romanticism of listening to music out of the same pair of earphones

[nervousinfluencerrunaway]

What am I if not just a collection of stolen personalities ?