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[ultrarecyclovegetarian]

danny sinking into the post below

[dannyfentona-deactivated2015081]

i want garnet to carry me around 

[relatablepicturesofgarnet]

[dannyfentona-deactivated2015081]

dreams really do come true 

[nao-ciel-deactivated20210904]

I think Naoto has messed up a bit trying to decorate the Christmas tree…  It was about time to draw something related to Xmas!  I love this time of year! ~

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

[cornposting]

You’re really good at origami holy sh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

[realpersonscifi]

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

same bitch

[wetmetal]

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

[judedeluca]

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

UPDATE: my sister is engaged to be married. Don’t know yet how I’ll top this, but I can promise her wedding gift is going to be an unholy bastard

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[possiblityforjoy-deactivated202]

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

[howmanyepsofmlseason6areleft]

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG SEASON 3 PLAYLIST: ALL EPISODES, IN CHRNOLOGICAL ORDER (ENGLISH DUB).

Here it is, as promised!!

The airing order for this season was a mess, so I made a playlist with all the season 3 episodes in chronological order for your binging needs!! All episodes except for Miracle Queen are English, but Miracle Queen has English subtitles and once the dub comes out I’ll add it.

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG SEASON 3 (in chronological order) - YouTube

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG SEASON 3 (in chronological order) - YouTube

Happy Binging!!

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Me: "I need some serotonin."

Husband: Stands up.

Husband: Sits back down.

Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."

[feenyxblue]

Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit

[garnet-xx-rose]

NOELLE, THE AUDACITY!

[ewriter91]

I really enjoy that Double Trouble’s signature move is “uncannily accurate immitation but like 20% hornier”.

[ducky7goofy]

They were in LOVE and no one can convince me otherwise

"All I have is this memory and a sensation of warmth"

[ducky7goofy]

Mara is beautiful, cute and most importantly a HERO!

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

Scorpia’s moms are beautiful!

[icpe]

[chkn2biscuit]

h m m b a d

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[the-v-gees]

fuckin MOOD

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

[cold-and-analytical]

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

[prridot]

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more  I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success  But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,   My fucks have runneth dry,  I’ve tried to go fuck shopping  But there’s no fucks left to buy  I’ve no more fucks to give,  Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,  I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive  To get everything done  I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy  For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement  Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I  Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks to give,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks,  I’ve no more fucks to give!

[scootscoot5000]

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

[chipmunkwithwings]

im going to be reblogging this every few hours to make sure every single one of my followers gets to see this epic post

[too-cool-for-facebook]

give this man a fucking award

[dreamers-and-seekers]

This song should play every time I enter the room

[gotherbunz-deactivated20220125]

The whole crew with the two new characters:)

[the-malevolent-platypus]

Since it’s Halloween, don’t forget the scariest costumes ever:

“College loan debt”

“Parental responsability”

“Decreasing property value”

“Dishes I left in the sink for a week”

“MY EX WIFE”

“Unexpected pet surgery bill”

“The guy who wants to date your daughter”

Then, the best one:

“UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE”

[adorablecake]

WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!

[catchymemes]

[woodelf68]

All of this delights me to no end.

[neddea]

…I’m actually speechless.

I wasn’t looking for any information about railroads and now I’m left with that + knowledge about spaceships, Roman chariots and one (1) unexpected but welcome joke.