Mystic Messenger Starters:
“I’m just writing random BS to mock [NAME].”
“Dude, no need for your lip service.”
“I have to go wipe off my snot…”
“There’s a cage inside the house, so if you’re bored, why don’t you try going inside?”
“[NAME], hello. Please save me.”
“Why are you doing this to me…?”
“Damn.. don’t look at me like that!”
“Why aren’t you mad at me?”
“I want to make you happy, but I can’t..!”
“You hate me right now, right?”
“Haha… I’m joking. Kinda..”
“[NAME], be careful of the glass! You’ll get hurt if you step on it.”
“If you have a thing for maids, just say so.”
“What can you expect from a guy who only cares about himself?”
“Are you tattle telling?”
“I did see him read a book on dark magic….”
“You gave up trying to be sexy long ago, haven’t you?”
“I’ll be off to hell now.”
“You have no idea how cute you are fidgeting with your phone in bed.”
“He got hurt yesterday..”
“I should go drink more wine.”
“This feels like a dream..”
“I don’t think I can just leave you here and run away.”
“[NAME]!! There’s a squirrel over there!!! It just flew away!!”
“I kept getting more lost because of [NAME]’s whining.”
“I’ll make strawberry pancakes for you tomorrow. What kind of tea do you like at breakfast?”
“But you’re a woman and he’s a man!!”
“If someone opens up his skill and studies his brain, I’m sure there will be something wrong with the part that’s responsible for emotions.”
