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[grumpytrans]

reblog to give the person you rb'd from a nice warm cup of motivation to get through the day

[sk-lumen]

You deserve the best the universe has to offer.

You deserve the best the universe has to offer.

You deserve the best the universe has to offer.

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

BRUCE: I’ve created jobs by keeping Wayne Enterprises in Gotham. I’ve provided scholarships to every employee of my company and I offer them to others as well. I’ve built orphanages and hospitals, including mental health facilities. I’ve provided jobs to ex-felons right out of prison so they can rebuild their lives. I’ve supported pro-reform political candidates and the few honest cops in Gotham City.

BRUCE: It’s going to take time to reform the system and lift this city out of poverty and corruption, so I think I’ll spend my evenings protecting the people who live here. Tonight, I’m going after the criminals preying on the sex workers struggling to make a living in Crime Alley.

BRUCE: And once I’ve kicked some ass, I’ll offer their victims jobs at Wayne Enterprises so they can get off the streets and have stable, safe, legal employment. I’ll pay for any education or training they might need.

ALFRED: Don’t forget your cape, sir.

[brunhiddensmusings]

there was an entire episode of the 90s series ‘the forgotten’ where he personally visits a homeless shelter he funds, discovers some homeless people who frequent it have gone missing, then to find out where they went purposefully pretends to be homeless to be beaten up, captured, and taken to where the other homeless guys were being used as slave labor

he legit willingly submits himself to torture and nearly dies trying to help homeless people, at least one person actually died in this situation he willingly entered then when he gets out straight up has Alfred pull the limousine up with job applications for the guys he was locked up with

-that- is how to batman

[astalitha]

This is reason number two modern cinema doesn’t get Batman.

If you can’t picture your batman as Matches Malone, or getting the ventriloquist into a job at Wayne enterprises, you’re not picturing batman.

(the first test is “Can you picture your batman taking time to comfort a lonely, scared child?”)

[we-are-star-stuff]

Herd immunity is the idea that if enough people get immunized against a disease, they’ll create protection for even those who aren’t vaccinated. This is important to protect those who can’t get vaccinated, like immunocompromised children. 

You can see in the image how low levels of vaccination lead to everyone getting infected. Medium levels slow down the progression of the illness, but they don’t offer robust protection to the unvaccinated. But once you read a high enough level of vaccination, the disease gets effectively road-blocked. It can’t spread fast enough because it encounters too many vaccinated individuals, and so the majority of the population (even the unvaccinated people) are protected.

Find out more here.

[aleatoryw]

This is why I hate it so much when people are like “well I’VE never been vaccinated and im fine!” yeah genius, it’s because all your classmates and coworkers were vaccinated.

[jasonincalifornia]

Taking the Long Way Home

Society6/Prints

[ryebreadgf]

this is insane?

[hunter-rodrigez]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

fucking hate this

[osarumon]

[sonypraystation]

posts that snap you out the matrix

[dedicategorse]

This was the funniest one I could think of lmao

[humortrain]

[mckardashian-deactivated2013121]

they need to get married

[stressingandobsessing]

i ship it

[arrowdite]

this is adorable

[rapokemon]

they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related

[avatarstateyipyip]

[theperksofbeingasuperwholockian]

Hello I’m from Tumblr and I understood that reference

[whataremonsters-deactivated2015]

Hello I’m from Tumblr and I did not understand that reference

[queermillakarnstein-deactivated]

http://youtu.be/zZnqBL6iYjA

[carryonmywincestsounds]

[crimson-dusk-deactivated2022032]

Hi, I’m from tumblr and I still do not get this reference.

[peerieweirdo]

i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna have to drop out

[peerieweirdo]

never mind everything sucks essay writing is horrible i have no clue what im doing im gonna drop out and become a street performer

[peerieweirdo]

NEVER MIND IM THE KING OF ACADEMIA IM GONNA GET 100% IM GONNA FINISH ON TIME AND HAVE A WELL STRUCTURED ARGUMENT AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

[peerieweirdo]

never mind.

[uncutgems]

One of the prettiest moments in winter is when the sun starts to come out again in like february/march but it’s still cold but that doesn’t matter because everything feels light and fresh and you walk outside without freezing because the sunshine is warming your face and everything is starting to wake up

[secondbeatsongs]

I just watched The Room (2003) for the first time with some friends and I. I cannot. this broke me

the pizza? the one that Lisa orders? the half-hawaiian, half pesto-and-artichoke?

that’s my favorite pizza

that’s the pizza I order every. single. time.

what does this mean?

like, have all of the pizza places I’ve ordered from for the past decade thought I was referencing The Room? have I been getting silent judgement from the local Dominos without my knowledge?? is this why that guy at Mod Pizza laughed at me that one time??

how did I, a person who had never seen The Room, choose this as my favorite pizza? is this fate? happenstance? 

what does this say about me?

I’m having like. an existential breakdown over this

[secondbeatsongs]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

is this….tearing you apart?

[secondbeatsongs]

goddammit

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[trainthief]

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

[primeemeraldheiress]

This is the funniest fucking addition

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[valtsv]

sitcom about living with a wizard

[valtsv]

roommage

[thetrashchronicles]

is the wizard gay

[valtsv]

is water wet

[lovecorefem]

my hobbies include daydreaming about romance and loving the color pink

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him