fckin five

yo it's cassidy. i'm a 15 yr old asian girl, and i suck at math

[harryyskiwi]

“Jamaica was the happiest time I’ve had in a while.”

[rcktpwr]

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

[netflixniall]

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

[bpd--ghostie]

any post about a “group chat” just reminds me of how it feels like everybody in the world already has their little group of friends and i’m just kinda constantly floating in and out of people’s outer circles, so even if they consider me their friend they’d be just fine without me since they have so many people they like more than me

[anexperimentallife]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

[miruinnuial]

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

try and one up me again bitch

[yanderechild-archive]

FUCK THIS!!! im a humanities/arts person!!! FUCK MATH!!! what the fuck is even calculus!!! what r u calculating!!!! fuck off!!!

[biodegrade]

my American gf: pound me me: what’s that in metric

[abi-anarchy-deactivated20181230]

He Finds Out You're Ticklish

Luke/Ash/Michael/Calum: Hey are you ticklish?

Y/N: Yeah.

[satanssmuts]

I swear to god if I read one more fanfic where the writer says “he was tall while i was an average height of 5'4” or “she had long blonde hair” or some shit like that. Like I’m tall as fuck and I’m not white. I can’t relate to Y/N. Stop this mess don’t be so specific while writing for a big crowd.

[knightchanges]

06.23

[netflixniall]

In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run

Me: *minding my own business, looking for tortilla chips*

Me: *finds tortilla chips*

Dude 1 *to Dude 2*: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, MARK.

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[frenchsander]

“Luke is the quiet visionary of band.”

[100orbiters-deactivated20220211]

whenever I take selfies I’m like. In love w myself and then someone will take a photo of me and it reminds me to stay #humble

[peachflavouredliptonicetea-deac]

I love getting zero notes it’s called minimalism thanks so much

[userjimin]

Calum on the band Snapchat, March 28th 2016.