[whitepeopletwitter]

[creepish]

me picking a scenario to fall asleep to: there’s nothing good on

[jackedspicer]

roasted

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[konoko]

[sheherazade-deactivated20210507]

what if i made a ‘pick a hot person and i’ll tell you how valid you are’ quiz but made it ‘choose some paintings and i’ll tell you how much art thief energy you have’ ... i just might

[sheherazade-deactivated20210507]

here’s the quiz! choose some paintings and i’ll tell you how much art thief energy you have. 💫 

[jumpingjacktrash]

that’s fair.

[jotonomy]

[mediumsizedboy]

[ewaneneollav]

medicine commercials:

[programmerhumour]

true

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

this isn’t a joke 

[hellsite-yano]

[heirdragonair-deactivated201911]

Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable

[hellsite-yano]

[scarletlight-has-issues]

Someone also made a usable phone.

Which mattpat used to order pizza.

[pookie-pie-12]

Someone wHAT

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

[ladistark]

[the-daily-laugh]

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

[aimchatroom]

[grawly]

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

The orphans of London can rest safe knowing that they are no longer at risk of being harvested for organs to keep Phillip alive

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Buckingham Palace: Good news, everyone, we're going to schedule a a few sessions for the royal family to complete some diversity and inclusion training!

Prince Philip:

[ificouldbethesortinghat-deactiv]

I ain't saying he did it.

But does John Mulaney have somebody to vauch for his whereabouts at the time of prince Philip's death?

[mihai-florescu]

Everyone say thank you lil nas x